Night was walking home from school with his best friend Kayla while talking about how to be the biggest cunt in countryhuman Wattpad dramas "So like uwu I was thinking that I should fake being jewish???" Said Kayla too night.
"Damn I was thinking about telling people that they should kill themselves and telling people that they are failed abortions!" exclaimed night"Jae was silently sitting outside Kaylas house ready to impale a hoe with her for some reason very pointy Israel flag "Texas Texas Texas... he'll learn to love me and Texas damn it!"
"Kayla was walking back home after a long day of being a dipshit on discord blaming other people and in general lying about people to gain clout online. "Hmm... who should I lie too today? Clock? Jimpy? Ooh maybe I'll lie about pure child!"
Kayla walked slowly into her room grabbing her sin body pillow before going to do unholy things to images of mimmy being a obsessive hoe. "God I wish that was me getting manipulated~ Ugh yes mimmy please manipulate me daddy~!"
Jae slowly crawled into Kaylas room before seeing her do... I don't wanna explain this... Jae simply stared at kay for a second before Kayla noticed her and yelled "What the fuck are you doing here???? I literally faked being jewish for you and you didn't respond! uwu not poggies Nya" Jae simply stared at Kayla before shanking her ass with the flag pole and she died lmaooooooooooooooooo
Meanwhile Night was sitting in a country humans server harrassing the other members... Third was lusting over a underaged Australians accent, clock was bullying sin for the funny, sin was being horny as shit and Jae was being a confederate (or at least to night I guess)Suddenly night received a dm... it was from galaxy! Night opened the dm and it read "Hey night do you want to help me ruin mommy dommy time for clock uwu" Night chuckled before replying "No thanks, I've already pissed off enough people today you can ruin mommy dommy by yourself!"
As Jae was walking to nights house she came across Daniel and Celine. Daniel was bitching about his micro penis too Celine "Damn it Celine stop making fun off my one incher you hoe!"
"... Im a succubuss of course I'm a hoe retard""
As Jae got closer too night house she ecountered switch who immediately grabbed Jae "Please Jae fuck my submissive ass ugh~! But im not a bottom though!" Jae simply stared at switch lustfully thinking about their weird whip and drowning kinks before staring shaking her head. "no can do switch sorry buckeroo!"""
As Jae reached nights house he stared lustfully thinking about the nightussy before climbing up nights window before jumping on the bed silently and sneaking up too night. Night was simply arguing with people online about his shitty political opinions and how he totally didn't tell people to kill themselves. As Jae positioned himself behind night he pulled out a cloth of clorophorm before putting over nights mouth. "Nighty night for my nighty night baby~""
Jae slowly dragged night out of his room before carefully putting him in his car and driving off to his generic uwu forest mansion. After arriving Jae grabbed and dragged night down into the mansion before sitting on his bed doing the generic kicking legs in the air anime thingy majig waiting for night to wake up "Oh nighty~ its time to wake up love~"
Night slowly woke up before noticing his arms were chained down and would start to attempt to break the chains "Hey! whoever chained me fuck you I need too tell people to kill themselves!" Slow methodical footsteps would echo down into the basement before Jae appeared into nights vision. "Hey baby~ the only person you'll be telling to kill themselves from now on is me nighty~"
to be continued :)
