❝ Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life!
| fnaf headcanons for fun :D don't take this too seriously! this is purely for fun
Art credits! Hadink on twitter and Tumblr!
Warnings for: the timeline makes no sense, implied child death
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-as much as Mike loves Helpy, helpy sorta scares him, they look like funtime freddy. Just small.
-Phone dude loves horror! Yes, he may end up screaming but it's just so exciting to him!
-he seems like the type who would love those horror attractions/rides that have fake jumpscares
-Mike has a pet cat called Lizzie (it may or may not be named after Elizabeth)
-Phone guy happened to be cousins with Fritz (the missing kid), although they weren't all that close. They barely knew each-other's existence. Phone guy didn't even know that Fritz went missing until Fritz's father told him 3 months after Fritz went missing.
-there was a huge age gab between them, Fritz was in 2nd grade elementary when he went missing while Phone guy was around 16-17.
-phone dude was/is very interested in the ''rumors'' about Freddy's. in fact, a lot of the Fazbear Frights horror attraction was based off of these rumors about Freddy's.
-phone dude made up some rumors about Freddy's himself. Most of them had to do with the paranormal, ghosts and stuff (mostly because he liked paranormal stories)
-Michael literally had to use animatronic parts to help him walk, he used them like prosthetics.
-when he moves he feels pain, but he sorta got used to it after a while, it still hurts but he has learned to ignore it.
-Fritz and Jeremy are friends :D
-Jeremy's sibling tried to sue Fazbear Entertainment after the bite of 87, but Fazbear entertainment was able to bullshit their way out of it. Jeremy's sibling hates them with a burning passion.
-phone guy used to work the dayshift before Fazbear Entertainment put him as the nightshift because there wasn't enough nightguards (most of them died lol)
-phone dude seems like the type who will eat leftover food/drinks from the Fazbear Frights horror attraction because ''it can't go to waste'' even though it probably has other people's saliva and tears on it. He has no shame. No shame at all.
- (he doesn't really care about it going to waste, he's just hungry)
-Michael knows how to cook, after William went ''missing'' he had no one, so he had to do everything by himself (which makes him a bit sad especially thinking about the fact he had 2 siblings whom are both now gone) although he prefers getting fast food then making food himself.
-believe it or not, before the bite of 87 Jeremy's sibling had been trying to teach Jeremy to cook. They had a lot of fun together, most of the time they ended up making a mess but all that mattered to them is that they had fun.-Although after the bite, Jeremy's sibling stopped trying to teach Jeremy, it was dangerous. Jeremy now couldn't feel fear/shame, he could easily burn himself and not even do anything about it because he doesn't feel fear, not only that but Jeremy had just suffered an injury that would affect him for the rest of his life, he has to live with that head injury for the rest of his life. so it isn't really a good idea to teach him how to cook.
-Fritz makes himself food most of the time, he's way too broke to buy food.
-phone guy doesn't really cook, yes he does know how to cook, but he'd much rather buy food than make food, plus he doesn't really know how to make anything but noodles (everything else is too hard for him). Which isn't all that healthy.-(Phone guy brings food to work, he puts it in a lunch box from when he was like 14, and brings it to work)
-when Phone guy was a kid (around the ages of 4-10), he loved Freddy's, he would watch fredbear and friends after school, he had a bunch of fredbear and friends plushies (that he slept with), most of his birthday parties were celebrated at Fredbear's, he would even draw little drawings for the characters (which would sometimes be put up on the wall).
- Freddy Fazbear was phone guy's least favorite character in the band. He didn't hate him; he just wasn't a fan of him.
-Micheal was friendly with most of his neighborhood, in fact he was so friendly that parents trusted him to babysit their kids when they weren't home. Pretty much everyone loved him.
-Jeremy has a pet puppy at home! The puppy is only 2 months old. Jeremy used to play with it after work/school. Even after the bite of 87 he still plays with it. He loves it!
- (it isn't actually his puppy, it's his sibling's, but the puppy likes him more than them)
-phone guy intentionally withholds information about the springlock suits to the new nightguards to not scare them into quitting the job (also because he would rather not make the nightguard have a heart attack and die)
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