y/n eats soap #NOTLIKEOTHERS

grass, is it tasty?

(based on true events)

y/n had been thinking about something for a long time now;

why do cows eat grass? is it really that good?

it was two weeks after y/n's birthday, when she'd got food poisoning. but since that day, y/n hadn't act the same. different mindset, behavior.. she now even had a thing for strangling. 

it was really hot outside. y/n decided to go to the beach. 

y/n put her bikini on, and put a dress on top and then got out of her hot and humid apartment. 

y/n took her bike and headed to the beach. the way there was surrounded by grass and (shocker) cows! 

y/n had such a pure soul, and she just felt like she had to try the grass too. if cows could eat it, why not her as well? 

y/n got off her bike, let it fall to the ground. she walked towards the cows, and then got down on her knees. y/n grabbed a handful of grass. she hesitated before putting it in her mouth and started chewing. 

-hmm.. 

y/n continued chewing.

what was this taste.. 

yes, i'll tell you. it was m a g n i f i q u e in y/n's opinion. 

y/n got down on all four and started eating the grass like an actual cow.

(i mean, she already had the body of one so why not act like one as well.. /j)

 the cows turned their heads in y/n's direction and got terrified by what they saw:

a human eating grass.

the cows started to cringe so bad to the point most of them died..