Andys apple farm incorrect quotes

New Oc

Kaida the Kobra!

Gender: Female

Name meaning:little dragon in japanese

Sexuality: Pan

Age: 20

Height:She is tall, a 6'7 ft height

Scale color: black

Eye color: dark red

Outfit: a white T shirt with a black jacket with large puffy hood (kinda like fell sans fan art idk-). She wears dark blue jeans with those black boots with the chunky bottom. She has silver rings peirced through her hood. 

Personality:Semi anger issues. She is observant sometimes, darting her eyes while looking up when she is thinking/deep in thought. When angered she either snaps something harsh or waits. Waiting and thinking for a revenge idea to pop up. This reptile Loves. To. P A R T Y!! She will throw parties near the barn just to see if the demonic Poompkin man will join, and if there is chaos and a bit of arson, Peter usually joins. 

Traits:She has an unusual laugh, sounding like she's huffing for breath. Also knows how to play chess (yay for Claus). 

a few things she likes: Gaming. Messing with Claus's clock hands when he is sleeping. Baking sweets (watch out for bits and peices of cooked mice, Lizards, or other snakes (Yes I looked up cobras diet-). 

Dislikes: She dislikes the apple jokes after a while, saying they got old, but she will sometimes herself do it if she is very bored, but never actually eats the apple in front of Andy. Looking after Cocoa- Kaida thinks she is an annoying little child, until Cocoa busts out the arson tools and then its bye bye to a few apple trees. 

Fav game(s): FnF (Her hands can become SPEED), Cuphead (though she hasnt beat it yet- you can hear her yelling unholy words each time she dies), and Bendy and the ink machine (She wont tell you, but she simps for Sammy and legit cried a whole river when he died in ch 5) Lol totally not thinking of making a crossover of Batim and Aaf just to satisfy Kaida-

Quotes: ''Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death." 

"I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me." 

"Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down." 

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kaida lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down"

 "I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul." 

"The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. I will not yield."