bloodward the second

my creizi kawaii life uwu

BELLA'S QUIRKY POV:
Hi, i'm bella swan (uwu baka) and i'm not like other girls. i'm different. i like weird things. like my vampire super hot husband😅😍🐀🥩😁🤣.
so i gave birth to a monster basically, even if i'm just 19 (quirky uwu) she's called recipe and she's a kawaii baka senpai just like her mom😍🥰🥩💋.  she also almost killed me but i mean she tried to slay since her very first moment ig (never been mid, just like her)
SO BASICALLY
one day i went out for dinner with my very cute baka weirdo friend jecob 💋🥰🥩
" hey bella *roarrr* "
" hey 🥺👉🏻👈🏻... ehm... how are u doing... ehm... jecob....  🥺🥺 (i'm very mini and shy so that's why i act like this, because he's got really big hands  and i want to compare them with mine..🥺🥹)
" where the hell have you been loca?! *very loud roarr*"
also forgot to mention that he's a creizi fetish wolf .
we decided to go buy some ketchup and eat it at a diner in forks, i would've eaten some fake tomato sauce (blood) bc yk i'm a vampire and all, but as we were talking about how creizi and cute the last fanfic we read was (that was about shrek falling in love with obama 😍you should read it btw) someone entered through the door.
he was followed by two other people, one guy and one gurl, they looked evil material gworls, but inside, they were completely taken over by their emo side.
i knew that because i have this sort of emo radar in my heart yk.
after seeing them my quirky friend and i left.
later that day, i went back with eggward to the same diner, but this time, with him, it was different.
he didn't want to sit and eat ketchup (fake ofc) with me like what the actual BLOODY (did you get the joke? lol) hell boi.
he told me that some emo shit was going on in there, and as a newborn vampire i didn't know what.
he told me that the sad emo black hearted guys were "volturi". idk what that means but who cares, the evil  tall guy looked kinda fine ngl. considering my luck tho he's probably gay.
bloodward told me he's called james charles and the guys with him were Jeffrey Star and Donutella Versacy ig.
so with our super monkeys superpowers we decided to jump back home lmao and went to sleep (we are vampires iykyk )
BUT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED DURING THE NIGHT.
to be continued ☺️