'Can't return me mate'
James: how's married life so far?
Remus: its good but Sirius got really drunk and tried too set our marriage certificate on fire.
James: What?
Remus: he said 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'
'Can't return me mate'
James: how's married life so far?
Remus: its good but Sirius got really drunk and tried too set our marriage certificate on fire.
James: What?
Remus: he said 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'