A/N: BAD OR BBH MEANS BAD BOY HALO.
ANT MEANS ANTFROST.
NIKI - NIHACHU
HANNAH - HANNAHXXROSE.
PUFFY - CAPTAINPUFFY
FOOLISH - FOOLISHG
FUND - FUNDY
GEORGE - GEORGENOTFOUND
SAM - AWESAMDUDE
ERET IS ERET
oh yes, im writing the lore for people who wants to read it and already watched it. ( i have dyslexia)
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Mean whilst Bad and Ant were prepared for the banquet, all dressed. Ant in his cool red like blood shot eyes suit. Bad in his white suit as the egg drained the colour out of him. Ponk in his white shirt with a red armless sweater, black pants and a black tie, of course he has his head thing around his full face than eyes.
Ponk was just waiting for the beetroot soup to finish cooking, whilst Ant was at the gate waiting for guests, Bad was looking how the party was going.
They all saw Niki was in a corner waiting for her to be let in.
Then Niki was followed by Foolish, Sam, Hannah, Puffy, Fundy, Hbomb then George.
All of them were in the hangout area whilst Hbomb was being the DJ for the murderous banquet, a lot of people joined in dancing and enjoying their time during so, Puffy was dancing like crazy during it. As Ponk and Bad announced it was time for dinner once the beetroot soup was ready, They all sat down in their seats like everyone does!
Bad: Before I give a little speech, does anyone want to say a few words or throw a toast in?
Foolish: I am gonna- I can start.
Bad: Oh. Foolish, go ahead.
Foolish: Can- Should I stand on the table or?
Bad: Yeah yeah yeah yeah. It's okay. Dinnerware is very durable.
Foolish: Okay um for uh, glug glug. You know, yeah Eret, Thank you. I'm Really happy that all of this can all you know I'm just kind of sick of by god be by gods (idk) you know? After today, I'm hoping everything's all good now, we won't have to hear turn a new leaf or bygones
Puffy(i think): Oh god.
Foolish: And you know sure, sure you, you egg guys done pretty some aggressive sale pitches. The vines. Also kind of ugly, You also blew up part of my summer home. But hey, you know I'm all about second, third chances, and that's what this is all about and I think we've all come here in an agreement, in a hope.
Eret: Yeah.
Foolish: Of something new promising, so Cheers, cheers to a third, fourth chance.
Bad: Cheers!
All: Cheers!
Bad: Alright, does anyone else want say something?
Eret: Sure, I can.
Bad: Oh, perfect Eret, Go ahead.
Eret; Uh yeah so let's say as the monarch of the smp, it's awesome to be able to maybe see the smp going back to being reunified again and seeing all of us not have to worry about fighting each other, being on different sides. I hope this is a new chapter for the entire community as a whole, um and cheers to that!
Bad: Cheers! I agree. Uh, anyone else?
Ponk: Uh, I could!
Bad: Oh! Sure Ponk. I would love! Go ahead.
Ponk: Long ago, an old, you know wise man he once told me people changes like the tides in the oceans you know?
Puffy: Oh god.
Foolish: They have said that.
Ponk: Now, I really know that they do
Most: Cheers.
Puffy: You know, I'll, I'll say some things.
Bad: Oh, Puffy. Go ahead
Puffy: Bad and Ant, we've gone through a lot , you know uh, I considered you my best friends and uh you know this whole egg thing is uh you know separated us quite a bit and um I'm just happy that as we are turning over a new leaf so I don't have to sacrifice any more friendships so uh you know thank you for today and hopefully this brings us all together
Bad: Awh.
Puffy: Makes the dream smp a lot more peaceful
Bad: That's, that's awesome I appreciate that.
All: Cheers!
Puffy: Let's go on a road trip
Bad: I don't know, I do like road trips
Puffy: In an old van.
Bad: Would anyone like to say a couple words
Foolish: George I think everyone would love to hear from you.
Bad: I would love to hear some George lore.
George: Uhh.... Well I was asleep like 20 minutes ago.
Fundy: YEAHH! GEORGE
George: It looks kind of cool I mean, what's the soup?
Bad: Oh, what do you mean? It's beet soup.
Ponk: Yes yes yes!
Bad: Delicious flavoured soup.
Ponk: Organic free range beets.
Puffy: Wait free range beets?
Ponk: nonono, organic, no chemicals i mean.
Foolish: wait when did you put chemicals in the soup?
Fundy: Well he didn't.
Foolish: That's good to hear.
Bad: GEORGE LORE. Thanks George. Would anyone else wanna say something?
Puffy: I don't know.
Bad: Anyone? Anyone at all?
Puffy: Do you have anything to say bad?
Bad: I actually do, I actually do.
I would just like to say um , I really appreciate you all coming again, uh I think this is the perfect opportunity for us as a server, as a community. to come together and honestly just to let bygones be bygones, uh to let any past issues to set them aside so we can grow and advance from this point forward because while there have been you know rocky, you know bumps along the way and there have been you know certain statues been blown up, certain people were almost killed or attempted, death was attempted yeah, look people sometimes try and kill people who you know they, they really shouldn't, you know that's fine though but yeah, in the spirit moving things forward,
*Bad turns around and nods.*
*Ant nods and turns around breaks a block and presses a button and turns back.**
*Bad turns around after Ant turns around.*
(WHILST SPEAKING, LAVA FLOWING DOWN)
I have been very happy that we were able to gather everybody here together for what is I'm sure going to be a banquet that none of us are ever going to forget and yeah, thank you for coming everybody.
Most of people: Thank you.
Bad: Prepare to die.
All: WHAT?
Foolish: Woah..
Eret: We been walled in!
Foolish: After all that?!
Bad: that's right.
Puffy: what about turning this new leaf?!
Bad: no, the leaf is staying the way it is.
Foolish: is there any way out?!
Fundy: there is no way out.
*Hbomb got on fire because of lava*
Bad: You should try not to die yet, Hbomb.
Puffy: we are fine, we are fine. I didn't trust you bad, I didn't trust you at all, I didn't trust Ant. I knew, I knew something was up, it is unfortunate to say that I can't trust either one of you. Because I planned this.
*Puffy breaks 2 carpets from the table to reveal a big chest and goes in it with sam.*
Puffy: WHAT?!
Bad: Oh.
Ant: Oh.
Bad: Oh, were you looking for this per chance?
*HANNAH COMES OVER TO STAND NEXT TO BAD*
Foolish: I said stop.
*The eggpire and Hannah puts on diamond armour and takes out shield, crossbow, diamond sword.*
Puffy: What?! How?!
Bad: Hahaha!
Puffy: how?!
Bad: let's just say
*Bad gets cut by Hannah*
Hannah: I'm sorry puffy, I had to do it
Foolish + Bad: What?
Puffy: Do what?
Bad: What?
Hannah: I had to tell them
Foolish + Puffy: Wha..?
Puffy: WHY?!
Hannah: The egg.
foolish: you were with them the whole time?!
Sam: You told them Hannah?
Hannah: I-I-I had to tell them. It was the only way.
Bad: I'm sorry.
Puffy: Oh my god.
Bad: I'm sorry Sam, I'm Sorry puffy. Time to get on the main event.
Sam: that is tragic that you told them about our plans for the armour But
Bad: wait what
sam: something you should know, I had another plan because I didn't trust you
Bad: What do you mean another plan?
Sam: well I think that we all can agree this has gone on long enough now I'm tired of all this fighting so I say blow the egg up for good.
Bad: what?
Sam: With the amount of tnt that it can't survive.
Bad: But you don't have any WAIT. A trap? What do you mean? *Gasp*
ant: what?
Puffy: We did something you couldn't even prepare for, bad.
Bad: *screaming* NO
Hannah: nooOOOOOOOO
all of eggpire: NOOOO
someone: the soup
puffy: what?
Eret: WHAT?
Bad: You guys really thought defeat the egg with TNT after quackity tried that, we took some properly preparations and we made it that we don't need to worry about TNT anymore. Thank you very much. Now uh if you would all kindly please make your way over here we can uh begin the summary executions.
Puffy: WHAT THE WHAT?
ERET: THE WHAT?
Fundy: nonnoonononononononoonon(literally like 100 times said no no no no no)
Bad: come on! make your way over here.
fundy: what about the speeches man?
Bad: the speeches, that was all to lure you into false sense of security. You see, the egg needs something and it will gonna get it from each of you. You see in the order for the egg to hatch, it needs energy, and it gets that energy by people dying near it and thats the role you gonna fill! We're gonna kill you one by one
Eret: *mumbles*
Bad: What did you say eret?
Eret: you are an absolute monster
bad: I'm a monster
eret: like we all trusted you.
Ant: Okay eret, trust, keep talking, keep talking about trust.
eret: since then I know not to break people's trust anymore
Bad: you know what I think uh I think eret you would be a perfect person to sacrifice first!
Hannah: What a great idea Bad!
Bad: come on up!
Hannah: Follow me, follow me!
Foolish: we don't have anything.
puffy: we don't have any weapons!
fundy: well no one has anything!
Bad: that's right! Excellent! Excellent. I really appreciate you guys following the directive and not bringing any weapons, that's very courteous of you.
Puffy: We trusted you bad.
All of them: WE TRUSTED YOU BAD.
Bad: Well that was your first mistake! Do you think we were gonna really just stop trying spread the egg's influence over the server just because a couple of people got mad because of it's vines?! Like come on! That's been the objective all long is to hatch the egg. The egg wants power and it's gonna get it.
Foolish: Alright, stop, stop, stop, stop, I have had enough, I am sick of this foul red stench, I am tired of this endless cycle of egg nonsense, I try, we try tried to give this dreadful egg another chance but it's probably best it ends this way, shielding itself against tnt, that was impressive, unexpected no doubt but can it withstand a barrage of lightening? Interesting.
foolish: What..? I don't I don't understand.
Bad: You really thought you could enter the egg's domain and beat it in a battle of power? Come on.
Foolish: What? I, I thought.
Bad: You are in egg's territory foolish. Do you know what?
Foolish: I, I, I don't hiit's suppressing me
Ant: Why don't we start with Foolish instead?
Bad: I think I do like that.
Puffy: WOAH. NONONONONONO
Bad: Yeah.
Ant: Bring him up.
Bad: we will save the monarchy for later.
Hannah: sacrifice.. sacrifice.
Bad: don't think we forgotten about you Eret. We'll start with foolish.
Puffy: Bad, and this is your last chance with me, you are very very last chance, I am done after this
Ant: What will you do?
Eret: I wish I could help you.
Foolish: It's fine Eret.
Puffy I trusted you time after time and you do this? You think you are gonna put my own son up there and kill him in front of me?
Ant: Puffy, you were apart of the eggpire. You could of have prevented this.
Puffy: LOOK AT WHAT YOU TURNED INTO.
Bad: okay but this is for the egg puffy!
Puffy: I don't care about the egg! I care about people! and and you don't!
Ant: Because of you, foolish is stuck in here.
Puffy: not because of me! BECAUSE OF YOU.
Ant: It is because of you, you left the eggpire! You betrayed us first, Puffy.
Puffy: I did what I needed to. To make sure everyone else was protected. Because all of you and bad care about is the egg and yourself. You're selfish.
Ant: Look at you, you tried to protect everybody and look wherever they are, look behind you. Everybody behind is defenceless. They are about to be slaughtered(man behind the slaughter?!?!) because of you. Foolish, your own son is about to be slaughtered because of you.
Puffy: I'm an only one person.
(why is hannahxxrose jumping whilst speaking-)
Foolish: Puffy, puffy, it's okay.
Puffy: no! it's not alright.
Ant: Puffy, you could of prevented this if you stayed with eggpire but this is your fault.
FoolishG was slained by AntFrost
Most people: NOO.
Fundy: YOU MONSTER!
Bad: One down, a couple more people to go. Okay.
Hannah: Who's next bad?
Bad: Who should we do next? Who do you think? Maybe Sam, maybe george, He would be, he tried and blow up the egg just now. Maybe, maybe fundy. Or we could kill niki.
Quackity: BAD STOP. (mic lag) Stop what you are doing right now. Stop it, stop, hey hey hey hey Relax, bad, quackity. Relax, bad.
Bad: Where did you come from?
Quackity: calm down bad, calm down, okay?
Bad: I am calm.
Quackity: I know what you are doing here but stop right now. Stop right now. Oh my gosh, look at what you done. This is impressive. Everything here is impressive you done here. You have to stop right now bad, you have to stop.
Bad: Stop?
Quackity: This whole egg thing is getting out of hand now. You just killed a man. Is that what you wanted to do bad? Is that was your plan along? To kill innocent people because guess what this has gone out of control. And I'm not gonna have it anymore, bad. You have to stop this stuff now.
Bad: Why
Quackity: You have to stop, right now Bad.
Bad: Oh you think you putting on armour is gonna stop us? Quackity. Why do you think we went through all of this effort, you looked around and you saw how amazing everything is. All of this was for the egg, Not just for the egg but what the egg is gonna give us, okay?
Quackity: Okay yeah.
Bad: You can't give us what the egg can give us. Okay so don't get in our way don't try and stop us because you can't, We're too powerful.
Quackity: Look at what you done, just look what you done, you've trapped all the innocent people in in in in all the in this in what you've disguised as a party. Is this all what you've been doing. Look at this Bad, just what have they done to you? I'm telling you Bad, you're a pawn to power, you're nobody, Bad. You're working for something that quite frankly doesn't even care about you. I mean look at the egg, look at the egg, Look at what it means, it doesn't mean anything mean anything. It doesn't mean anything, Bad. So how about we just stop playing games, how about we stop playing games, Bad. How about that?
Bad: I can't, I can't stop Quackity and you know why I can't stop. Okay if I stop then I can't get what I need.
Quackity: You not like this Bad. You not like this.
Bad: Yes I am.
Quackity: So how about I'm gonna tell you one more time, you and all your buddies here drop your weapons and leave and let all these people go.
Ant: Or what.
Quackity: no, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Bad.
Bad: no, no you drop your weapons and you prepare for because guess what Quackity, if you wanted to stop us, you should brought more than yourself. You should of brought an army.
Quackity: Guess what, Bad I did! I did, in fact I brought the next best thing, I brought my biggest enemy. *laughter* I literally brought my biggest enemy, Bad!
Bad: what?
Quackity: So I'm not alone, I'm not alone.
Techno: Alright Quackity, where is this egg thing?
Quackity: It's right here, Techno.
Hannah: Oh god.
Bad: Oh my god.
Quackity: Get back Hannah, Get back. Come on.
Techno: Let me get all of my dogs in here.
Bad: That' a lot of dogs.
Quackity: And not only that went across the entire lands looking for the best mercenary I could find because guess what, you are right I couldn't take you alone so I got the 2 best fighters in the entire server to help with this so Welcome him Bad! Welcome Bad.
Bad: Purpled?!
Quackity: Yeah it's Purpled!
Bad: We hired you to take out Puffy and you join the enemies side?!
Purpled: Bad, to be frank with you, they had the better price.
Bad: Oh my goodness. And Techno! You and Quackity are enemies. Why would you side with him?!
Techno: Listen Bad, I didn't wanted to work with this guy either but this egg it's going too far. It's warping people's minds, it's controlling them, it has no plans on stopping until it controls the entire world. I swear to god if it keeps dog dying on this magma block. It has no plans on stopping then this egg stands for everything. It's the epitome of everything I stand against as an anarchist and if I don't stop it now, it'll be end of the world. So yeah I'm working with Quackity.
Bad: no no we're not going to allow you to stop this plan, we still outnumber you! It's 4 against 3.
Puffy: Not for long. ANTFROST YOU'RE DEAD.
Bad: Wait what? WHAT?
Ant: STOP.
Bad: WHERE DID PUFFY GET A WEAPON FROM?
Puffy: YOU TAKEN MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS.
Antfrost was slained by CaptainPuffy.Hannah: Bad, what do we do?
Bad: Just attack them, kill them!Techno: DOGS ATTACK.
Bad: Ah!
???(someone screaming): SAVE US.
Quackity: Bad, I always told you, I've told you for so long, this stupid egg thing is just bringing trouble nothing but trouble, Bad and it's time to end with this stupid games, Bad. I'm done with this, I'm so done with this.
Bad: It's not gonna end, Quackity.
Fundy: GET HIM.
Bad: RETREAT GUYS. (to eggpire people) RETREAT! RUN.
Puffy: Retreat?
Bad: RUN.
Quackity: Stay here stay here, stay here. Hold on. Don't go for him, don't go for him. okay, okay, Purpled. I need you to go out and find them right now, Go track.
----------- (EGGPIRE'S POV.)
Bad: come on guys, come on.
Hannah: We gotta get out here.
Bad: We need to run, we need to run. He brought weapons, Quackity brought weapons and we lost ant, Nooo.
Hannah: We didn't expect that.
Bad: We lost the egg. Oh my goodness. This isn't good. We need to just go this way, go, go. Up the water.
Hannah: Up the water..
Bad: Ohm y goodness. I can't believe this. This is a complete failure.
Hannah: if they find us, they will kill us too.
Ponk + Bad: Yeah.
Ponk: what do we do now?
Bad: I don't know. We just, we need to go for now, we'll have to regroup later.
-----------------------------------------------(EGG ROOM'S POV)
Quackity: Fellas, Is everyone okay? What happened? What happened. Is everyone alright?
Fundy: I don't know, we just got lured into this place, no one had any idea about it. They had speeches and everything.
Puffy: Foolish's dead.
Eret: foolish was executed. Just before you got here.
Quackity: foolish?
Techno: I had so many interactions with that guy. I'm traumatized. (joke ig?)
THE END
A/N Please mind that for some people who can't focus on lore due to anxiety, ADHD etc, I wrote this so they can get to know the lore better also it took me 1 day and 2 hours to do this because it's word by word. ok, thanks! Next lore is about Lmanburg. <3
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