fletcher: yk i rlly want big boobies
wyatt: but ur a man what
fletcher: stfu wyatt i didnt ask
*they go to the surgeon*
fletcher: i want double D's
surgeon: sure bbg lay down
*the surgery happens and fletcher wakes up*
fletcher: gawd dayum i look hot omg my own mommy milkers
wyatt: omg slay
fletcher: um yeah lets go home
surgeon: wait u have to heal first-
fletcher: girl idfc
*on the drive home*
fletcher: bro my chest feels funny
fletchers implants fucking pop and both of them died. the end.
