So basically everyone in hell gets back up to earth because magic and logic and Crayson is still a bromantic mess. Elizabeth and Saachi get married and boom. Stepchildren! Meera is Saachi's biological child (god knows who the father is) and Evan is Elizabeth's biological child (still no father). Evan's mysterious father vanished after attempting to get milk from Targay. Saachi and Elizabeth may or may not be distantly related but that doesn't matter because this is Alabama, people, yee-haw. Anyways, Meera is older and Evan is a child. The mall Santa up and left Colin for a fish school so Crayson is back on track. Catholic Bible Town is doing great and Liam is thriving with his sister and Benson. One day in Catholic Bible Town, Liam is doing a ritual and accidentally summons Brendan who is dressed in a banana costume. (Ha ha banana Brendan.) Brendan's back is breaking because he's old and frail and probably wants to lay down and leave the world but he gets summoned anyway. Of course, this is illegal in Catholic Bible Town and Liam gets thrown into jail. He might or might not have worked his way out by summoning Brendan again to kick the guards butts. Meanwhile, Peter is having a great life with his unnamed children and without Colin or Micheal Jackson. He is THRIVING and decides to move to Texas (not Alabama, let's be clear here). While touring Texas, Peter stumbles upon Brayden. Brayden is now depressed and lonely until he meets Peter and becomes happy once again (yay). Although Peter is happy being single, Brayden makes him question himself. Brayden, however, was in love with someone else... a lady of some sort. None other than Sunny! Peter, now knowing after seeing Brayden, went back to heartbreak and despair. His beloved Colin had left him. As had Grayson and now Brayden. Actually, Brayden had left him twice but for dramatic flair, let's pretend this was his first time. END OF CHAPTER 3.
