chapter one

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by kayiomii

by kayiomii

happens prior to mob psycho season two hashtag slay yas queen ok wowoowow

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After the new installment of the new television, both Reigen and Mob have been addicted to playing on it. The office already felt small before without the television, and with the huge installment it felt even smaller.

Reigay and Mob--the black haired kid that looked like he was in middle school--was playing the popular mainstream videogame Fortnite. The two have been trying to get a victory royale for ages, however they found themselves having trouble with a user called "JenniferLawrenceLuvr420."

"Mr. Arataka, shouldn't we be looking into a case?" Mob asked after dying for the twelfth time.

"No."

Reigen was set on getting at least one victory royale, but JenniferLawrenceLuvr420 kept on ruining their chances of getting one. Every time the duo ran into the kid, he would wipe the two out like it was child's play.

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Gojo spots Yuuji--with those cat headphones--staring intensely into a screen.

Gojo sneaks over and lifts his blindfold slightly to take a closer look at what Yuuji is doing. He's shooting at a woman with a red dinosaur costume on with no mercy, in which ended up killing the woman. "#1 Victory Royale" was read on the top of the screen.

Yuuji has been playing this game since Gojo left to go get some souvenirs (which is kikufuku, to be exact,) which had to be around a couple hours ago. Curiously, he found himself walking over to the electric port reaching out to pull the cable. However, he completely forgot to put his blindfold back down to his eyes and uses his silly goofy infinity shit to touch the electric port. He then disappears out of existence in the JJK universe.

Somehow, Gojo connects to a different universe playing the same match as Yuuji, and finds himself in a cramped workspace in front of a boy who seems to be a middle schooler, and a blonde salesman. The room was incredibly bright and significantly smaller than the one he was at before.

"What the fuck is this place?"

Without thinking, Reigen blurts in slight anger to the white-haired man, "You nearly broke the tv, asshole."

Gojo responded with, "And you're not gonna ask how I got here?"

Reigen paused before asking, "... how'd you even get here anyways?"before answering Reigen, Gojo looks around the workspace.

Suddenly, Gojo got extremely excited and loud, "I went to go out to get some kikufuku and once I came back I found one of my students--who is the vessel for Sukuna, mind you--was playing a video game with a girl in a red costume and then he killed the poor girl and I was like 'NOOO' so then I went to go pull the plug but then I got sucked into the game and now I'm here!" The other two were taken aback from the sudden outburst of an extremely long sentence from the mysterious man.

Mob glanced at Gojo and then Reigen repeatedly, as if waiting on what to do next. "He doesn't seem to be an evil spirit.. what should I do about him Mr. Arataka?"

"WAIT! UM. Okay," Gojo waved his hands in front of himself quickly, as if trying to shut down the whole thought of... whatever Mob was gonna do. "I'm sure we can work something out. Also, I pretty much blurted out information I shouldn't have said.. so you should be trusting me!" He was referring to the fact that he mentioned Sukuna, silly goofy Gojo zany emoji

Reigen looks at Gojo, studying the man as if he's looking for any bluffing. But since Reigen is just an ordinary guy, he can't really tell if he's bluffing or not. He got up and stood directly in front of Gojo, trying to make his own presence feel more demeanor.

Instead of backing off, Gojo just raised his eyebrow (under his blindfold. its very expressive.) "You can burn a hole through my face with that look. Are you gonna do something to me?" he shrugged it off in a playful term.

Reigen realizes what he is doing and stops from Gojo making it too awkward. Reigen thinks to himself "Why do i always find myself..." he blanks out that thought and takes two steps back from Gojo.

Reigen, trying once again but at a different approach, "I'm a s---" Reigen stops halfway through looks at Mob, who is putting on the same face that he always has when around Reigen, "sss--PSYCHIC! Yes. A um.. a powerful psychic. I'm just checking if you're lying," he spoke in a slightly higher pitch on the 'lying' part to make it have more of an impact towards Gojo.

Gojo sneers at his comment, "So, do you think I'm--the great sorcerer Gojo--lying? Since you're apparently a 'psychic'?" he paused to raise up his right hand hand to point at Reigen, "And since you're such an awesome 'psychic', what's my name?" Gojo moves towards Reigen, completely ignoring the middle schooler looking at him curiously.

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