what if birds could piss

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so yk how birds can't actually piss, and how that's why their shit is all over the place like you-

anyways basically I was wondering if, if they could piss, would their shit be hard as rock?

or like in pellets like those things owls cough up
like
say if a pigeon were to piss on your head:
would it be like stinky rain or non-stinky rain?
or would it be like acid bc that's just how bad it is

WOULD IT BE CLEAR????
I'm so confused wait
what if it was NOT CLEAR??
MAYBE JUST PURE WHITE??
OR just maybe clear who knows
WAIT

how would we separate if from rain. would we like smell it or? maybe a test by how

anti-bird piss raincoats 🙏🥰

I think that would work

someone research this pls
also his would they piss
would they piss like how they shit but pure liquid form?

imagine just walking and then splat

salt.
IMAGINE IF THEY SHAT SALT

maybe if they like
uhhh
have a separate hole or smth
I'm not gonna go into that thanks 😘

birds are hot 🥰😘🤪🥰‼️

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