It was a very normal day until - Hold up a minute. I had better start from the beginning. Shamrock Clover here. So, there I was talking to Lighting Dash-Okay I know right we have really weird names here in udojudehkgjggdehb(my fingers just go crazy when I try to name the place we live-it happens to everyone)- and Diz Cord comes over.
"Principal Celestia wants to see you, Shamrock." I say "Ugh, what didn't I do now?" "Vandalising the garden by planting shamrocks. It's becoming an obsession." We both laugh. You see, me and Diz have an on-running joke about me growing shamrocks around the school and him creating havoc like soaping the floor(which he used to do by the way, way back when). He's an earlyfortysomething and I'm an earlyfourteensomething and we have our jokes.
"But seriously, Principal Celestia wants to see you. You called Snips a 'flankhole'". "Okay, but he definitely deserved it! He was mocking me because I'm Irish and he called me a paddy!" I exclaim. "Well, tell that to the principal." I sullenly trod off, towards principal Celestia's office. When I reach the door I hear voices behind it. "Are you sure it will work?" My mom, Applejack. What was she doing here? "I am very sure. We tested it for 12 years and it has to work now. We're counting on Shamrock". Pinkamina pie, my friend, Cheesecake's mom. "And if it doesn't?" Principal Celestia. "Then we might never see Twilight again." Okay I've had enough of this nonsense. I open the door and see...
