"PEPA!!!!!!" shrek screm. "....wait what are yuo waering?" he gasp in horor. pepa scowled at shreke.
"my ninja outfit" and with that pepa swung teh potaeto sack over her shuolder and jumped out the windoew.
"NOOOOOOOOO MY SEXY BOYFREIND" shrek cry. he then begun to screm in a very scary tone. it went like: "AGGGGGGHHHNGHOOOOOOOHSGAAAA" the entire of cushion kingdom could haer him and far away a very scary taecher with a yellow ruller (📏) called baldi got very angry becuase he gets angry when poeple wake him up at 3am. gasp.
"what the fword" baldi said becuase he was too fancy to use rude words. (what a man 😍) "i trynnna slepp" he then got out his huose and made his way to sparklebototms abode whete shriek wss currenetley staying.
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shrek x horse
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