It is all black, there is nothing but the voice of a man and weird tapping and clicking in the background."What are the audience numbers?"
Another voice, a female, responds. "Over 70 percent of audience engagement. The kiss did a number to our audience and in all the media they are talking about they ship wars. They want something romantic to happen next. Maybe a small creature that works as a pet and also a menace?" There is a pause. Someone blows smoke.
"Sounds interesting. Thought that the pet of the group was Pickchu. No matter, they want something cute? We can send something that sucks blood."
Something shakes you awake. The last thing you hear in your sleep is a faint. "Why not a hive full of them?" You pants and looks at Cell, who shook you awake. He is frowning.
"What was that?"
You blink and answer. "What was what?"
"Your mouth was open. Voices were coming from your mouth and your eye was glowing yellow." You smile and laugh but Cell is not laughing. You grow pale. He continues. "It is not funny. Weren't you asleep?"
"I guess? I was?! But... I heard voices in my dream. Did you... understand anything?" You tilt your head to a side.
Cell sighs and shakes his head. "No. But they said something about cute things that suck blood? Also a hive and someone being a Pet? Some Picktwo guy?"
You smile and wave a hand. "Maybe I was just dreaming, me being a bio android and all. Who knows. I still haven't figure out what my purpose was. You?" Cell looks annoyed while staring at the floor. You get up and stretch. "Well, is my turn of looking for food." You put your arms behind your back and smiles as sweet as you can. "Wanna come?"
Before Cell could answer, there is a buzzing sound. A cute pink puff of hair floats like a dandelion fluff towards them. Their eyes cute and big and purple, like fly eyes but shinny. You coo and go to grab the fluff and before you can, a fireball made of light hits the objective. Only dust in the wind now. You scream in horror and turn around. Cell is just as shocked as you are, two fingers out stretched, right arm resting over left. Fingertips are steaming after the shot. You roll your eyes.
"Of course you can shoot light. What now, you are an angel android?" Cell recuperates, chuckles and gets up.
"That would be you, my dear." He walks pass you. You follow him and asks what he meant. He only chuckles and you ask again.
The more you two approach the main place, the more screams seem to be audible. You two start running towards the screams. A swarm of the same fluffy creatures are attacking and using tounges to bleed out your companions. You rush to swat them away but are too many. Everyone stops shouting when see Cell doing the shooty out of his fingers. Everyone else started trying the same thing and besides you and Bulma, the guys seem to know how to do it too. When the swarm becomes only glitter and ash, you can see Happy helping Bluey up by holding her hand. He seems that had fun. Bluey has not a scratch on her. She is evident even to you that is bashful and hops to his bloody arms to kiss him. You hear an annoyed "humph" only to see an annoyed Grumpy. You roll your eyes. You don't seem to notice the red eyes of a very angry White lizard until his tail hits thr ground, cracking it. Everyone turns to White and he approaches you and a few others.
"I, Lord Frieza, want to know what were you two doing away for so long." You blink and respond.
"You are Frieza?" You clap your hands together with joy. "You remembered your name?!" You hold his hands and jumps in place. He looks from angry to confuse and then annoyed.
"That didn't respond my question." You stop jumping and look at him.
"I had a premonition. V--" you try to speak but Cell covers your mouth with his hand as he kneels down. He swiftly pulls you up and under his right arm while his left hand keeps covering your mouth. You lock his hand and he uncovers your mouth in disgust. "Voices came out of me while I slept! They talked some nonsense and then said that this was going to happen! Cell heard them," you look up at him. "tight, Cell?"
His wings start buzzing and starts to levitate as he yells at you about not saying weird stuff. His wings stop moving only for him to keep flying while he shakes you around and you get dizzy. When he finishes, everyone is staring at him. He frowns and asks. "What?"
Grumpy chuckles and jumps a bit. He stays floating in mid air. Everyone seem to follow the leader's example. Bluey couldn't so Happy sweeps her off her feet and cradles her against his chest. She yelps as Happy takes flight with a very scared Bluey. Grumpy follows them while yelling at him. You blink and look down at the floor.
"We are a bunch of freaks." Comments Green. You look at him and sigh before responding.
"I guess so, Green. But I wonder what other secrets we have hidden... and what the voices were."
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Phoning Bugman
FanfictionThere is a country where all representations of reality collide and live together. Post Dimensional Merge.