Freedom: " Hello, I am Freedom, and welcome to the Show of the Dead."
Cottonmouth: " Shut up, Lizard."
Freedom: " You shut up, old grandpa."
Cottonmouth: " How dare you? I am the greatest emperor in the world and-"
Freedom: " Yeah, blah, blah, blah. News flash, NO ONE CARES."
Morrowseer: " Why is a dragonet the host of this show? I should be the host!"
Freedom: "Um, excuse me sir but I am older than you! I am 5,012 years old!"
Cottonmouth: " I'm older than both of you, therefore I should be the host! I am also an-"
Freedom: "-Idiot."
Cottonmouth: " Excuse me?"
Blister: " Age doesn't matter, smartness does. I shall be the host of this stupid show!"
Burn: " No, I should as I am the strongest!"
Blister: " I was the one who killed you."
Freedom: " NO NO NO! I AM THE HOST. EVERYONE ELSE, GO AWAY!"
Cottonmouth: " Ugh, you whiney brat."
Freedom: " Ugh, you stupid idiot."
Scarlet: " MOVE ASIDE EVERYONE. I AM A FORMER QUEEN, I WILL BE THE HOST."
Blister: " No one cares."
Glacier: " ..."
Battlewinner: " WELL SO AM I, SO YOU MOVE ASIDE."
Scarlet: " Um, who are you again?"
Battlewinner: " HOW DARE YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME? I AM QUEEN BATTLEWINNER, QUEEN OF THE NIGHTWINGS."
Freedom: " UGH, GO AWAY. YOU'RE ALL RUINING MY SHOW! MY SHOW!" *storms away*
I honestly have no idea what I made.
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Show of the Dead
FanfictionWelcome to the Show of the Dead, where Freedom (formerly named Lizard) hosts a show interviewing dead Wings of Fire characters. SPOILERS FOR THE FLAMES OF HOPE. Wings of Fire is by Tui T. Sutherland, I do not own ANY of the characters. Feel free to...
