you're the worst

The flower shop

Snicker and hitbox have known eachother for a month now. One day hitbox took a walk outside his house and saw a tiny flower shop. It had many beautiful flowers that smelled amazing especially the tulips. He then asked the lady there for how much the tulips were.

"Miss?" hitbox said.
"Yes,iho?" The lady replied to him behind the cashier
"Magkano po sa tulips?" (How much for the tulips?) He asked.
"25" the lady said.

Hitbox thought about it and pulled out his phone. He proceeded to dm snicker on what her favorite flowers were if she had one. "What are you favorite flowers?" hitbox dm'd snicker. "Why are you asking" snicker asked. "Just answer it" hitbox said. "Fine, it's tulips" snicker replied. "Now, why are you asking" snicker added. "Nothing" hitbox said.

He talked to the lady on the counter saying he wanted 6 tulips. The lady was happy to hear that. She proceeded to get 6 tulips and wrapped them in brown paper. She tied the stem with a brown rope. While she was wrapping it she started to talk to hitbox. "sure ako iho magugustuhan Ito Ng gf mo" the lady said smiling. hitbox tried hard not to blush but still continued the convo with the lady. "Hindi po, wala po akong gf haha". "Kagwapo mo sure Ka ba wala Kang girlfriend? Sino Yung kanina?" They lady asked. "Ah wala Lang po yon. Kaibigan ko Lang po" hitbox said smiling. "Kabataan talaga ngayon haha. Sige iho eto na Yung mga bulaklak mo" the lady said smiling as she gave the tulips to hitbox. Hitbox payed for the tulips and said goodbye to the lady. He decided to go to the park. He took a seat on the bend with his flowers on hand. He got his phone out of his pocket again and texted snicker. "Hey ugly" hitbox said. "What now stupid" snicker replied. They usually call eachother insulting names as a way of joking with eachother. "Do you wanna meet up soon?" Hitbox asked snicker. It had been 5 minutes and snicker still hasn't responded to him. Meanwhile with snicker she took the ss of the convo and sent it in the gc.

snicker: WHAT DO I SAY
*snicker sent an attachment*

snicker: HELP PLS
zyy: SAY YES
snicker: BUT
zyy: BUT WHAT
snicker: IDK
Tuggo: Snicker and hitbox meet up 😱
snicker: OK OK I'LL SAY YES

snicker dm'd hitbox "sure, when?". Hitbox wasn't expecting for her to agree. Usually she says no or wtf. "Uhm, are you ok with Friday" hitbox replied. "Sure ig" snicker replied. Hitbox was still sitting on the bench. Until he felt something wet on it. He put his phone back into his pocket. And checked his other arm which was laying on the bench for 5 mins now. He pulled his arm up and saw paint on it. The paint looked like the same color as the bench he was sitting on. "Shit" he whispered to himself. Turns out the bench that he was sitting on this whole time was just freshly painted. He kept cursing to himself when he was still sitting there. He looked if anyone was near him. Luckily the entire park was empty. He stood up and ran back to his house. When he got home we quickly went into his room and changed his pants. Then he remembered. "Oh fuck" he said to himself. He forgot the flowers on the bench. And there he is again. He sprinted out of the door and went back to the park. He got the tulips he bought and walked home instead of running cause he was tired.

He sat down on his chair and opened his monitor. He once again opened discord. He sadly got ghosted by snicker for 4 hours. So he waited for her from those 4 hours. While waiting for her to respond he layed on his bed and turned on the ceiling fan. It was very hot in his room and he started sweating more from running earlier. All that was in his head is Friday. "4 days before I meet her.." he said. He heared a discord notification and immediately went to his monitor. In Snicker's pov she was playing Valorant from those 4 hours and didn't get to see the discord notif. Hitbox was about to tell her that he bought her flowers but then he thought she might he's weird.