There was a girl who got teased and bullied. Her name was Mattie. She wasn't really that short, but she was short enough that she got teased. But then, her life changed. She met Shrek when she went to a new cafe called "The Swamp and Onion." They exchanged body parts and went their separate ways. Then they had a one night fling thing and then, a miracle happened... Mattie. Grew. A. Half. Inch. Actually, it was 3/4 of an inch. But still. It mattered. People stopped teasing her. In fact, she was respected, admired, even praised. But then, Shrek left for someone with an onion. Then she got teased again. She never ate an onion again
Oh god Mattie don't kill me please XD. FRANDSHIP IS POWERFUL. YOU LIL MANLY POLAR BEAR WITH A SLIGHT HEIGHT DIFFERENCE.
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RomanceDere is a gurl named Mattie. Mattie es short. She es teased bc shortness. Then she meets Shrek. Things happen. Mattie es still short. Dat es all.
