stuandy

emo

stuart pov
Another day another migraine. I wake up to the sounds of screaming. How surprising. I decided to make my part into the fight. I put on my clothes and leave my room. I go into the kitchen to see Carol, Kenny, Kevin and Karen fighting. I'm not really sure what about, but i felt like it was my moral obligation to get into this.

Randy pov
I wake up, it's a nice Monday morning! I go downstairs to see Sharon, Stan and Shelly. They are all eating their breakfast. "Sit down for breakfast, Randy." Said Sharon. "Sorry, i can't, i need to work on the farm" i stated. "No. Sit down." Said Sharon "Like i said, i won't." This started the whole fight"

The both men eventually got angry, and left to the bar
Stuart pov
I'm sitting down, chugging down shots. Hopefully this'll help me forget-forget everything. I see the doors open, a man with dark black hair walks in, wearing his blue shirt and black jeans. I know exactly who this was; Randy. Oh lord Randy- i know i have a wife but.. Randy is so.. can't explain it.
Oh god, he's coming my way.. shit stuart THINK!! Before i could think of what to say he sat next to me. Oh god, he's even hotter in front of me! The things i would do if i had him...

Randy pov
I walk into the bar to blow some steam, and i see him- stuart. God he's so hot. I don't know why he isn't the town supermodel! Well, I'll sit next to him. I did wanna be as happy as possible right?
As we talk stuart puts his hand on my thigh. Oh lord- does he know what he's doing?? We both have wife's...but.. i mean it's not like we're happy. Everyone in town knows that Stuart's family sucks, and mine sucks too. What is there to lose?

Don't know how but we eventually ended up at my house- at this time it was night, sharon and the kids doing who knows what. we make it to my bed and he says "I've wanted to do this for a while now..." best day of my life!!! He starts kissing my neck, leaving little bumps around my whole neck. At this time, you couldn't tell if a rock had fallen into
my pants or if it was my cock.

Before i knew it, out shirts were off. Stuart left kisses down my torso, from my neck to my lower stomach. Was this actually happening?? He removed his pants and looked at my cock. "This is how excited you were from me, eh? (He's not Canadian it's alright) i longed for him- the teasing was too long. I begged him to remove his boxers and finally he did. His cock was longer than I've ever imagined. Holy shit i can't wait to get buttfucked by it.

He grabbed the lube from his drawer and applied it into me. God, him fingering me with the lube already was amazing. Finally, it happened. His cock went inside of me, it felt so thick inside of me, the sudden entrance made me shiver with joy. He finally, started going faster. I couldn't take it, he went to fast, the feeling of his cock slamming into my at light speed felt so good- then the warmness came.

Finally, he released inside of me, it was the best feeling ever. We both layed on my bed holding hands, we put eachother's clothes on and we cuddled. "Randy... i don't want this to be a one time thing.. please dont make me go back..hei said. To my joy, i responded "i agree, we are meant for eachother. I just don't know what to tell Sharon or the kids " "it's alright we will figure this out."

Stuart pov
I went home- fighting, what a shock! I screamed as loud as possible and everyone stared at me. "Look Carol, we aren't going to lie to eachother anymore. I can't take this- WE can't take this. I'm so sorry." We had a divorce, I took the kids, turns out Carol had a sugar daddy from Beverly Hills, what a shocker.
Randy had let me known that he did the same- he kept Stan and Shelly and Sharon moved to their old house back in South Park. I really hope we don't regret this.

Randy pov
Today was the day. The day stuart moves in! The farm we lived in was big, since it's a farm. It had 5 bedrooms which was perfect, Everyone had their own room, and me and stuart had our own. The kids weren't as sad as i thought, Kenny and Stan are friends so they were excited to lived together and Kevin and Karen were happy to have their own rooms and not live in a rat infested 600sqft home. Poor kids.

This has to be the best day of my life. I'm finally happy. Though i miss Shelly, she visits every weekend, which makes me happy, not too sure about her though, teenage angst, no other reason probably!

I'm with the love of my life, the most amazing kids and an awesome life- I'm at my peak, finally happy.
True happiness.

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This started off as a joke but i don't think it's one anymore..😳😳 should i make a chapter 2,, all creds to @cowcow1337 on TikTok for drawing stuandy fanart (not the one in the fanfic cover, i stole that one lmao)
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(Ps i didn't reread i know there's gonna be grammar errors don't you dare point it out.)