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Your mom yes but who are they me when i sunshine as a turtle and I sucked at spelling someone said pop off bestay and i cried so i went home to eat every ramen and made me so high to yell no and went to a box someone said a joke and you didn't laugh at it cuz u were to high so they got mad and turned into a frozen turtle frog half fire turtle gave you an ugly coin laughed and became a demon half cloud turtle and then yassified chocolate flavored Bruno gave you a candy cane and turned into carl bot and went on a arson spree you broke a red rose ur heart shattered you wanted to bottom text a unicorn and have a lot of pink literally but ur wifi got so bad that u asked someone if they want to commit arson so they did and u both commited arson

Ice cube got fcked by ice skate so hard that it's need a wheel chair but their fck buddies friend ship is still lovely, One day both of them went to go shopping but once they went into the mall they found something shocking a women is shrugging at the woman golfing because both of their hearts are black mix green tea after that a hole suck both of them in the hole there was fireworks and a service dog offer them two tickets to hell and both of them died


They slept ans then woke up on the mimic they got scared and they saw a cat cry but then it was a old person that was trying to murder them they escaped by a rocket ship and died


Once disneyland create a c-m flavored popcorn , And it blow up people's mind when it's opened to people. but there was a twist the c-m is made of people's hands sweat and piss water It also made you sleepy once you eat it, the people are shock and they became orges and ghosts, people start screaming and crying after looking at themself. The moral of the story don't trust disney


crying over random old devices and an old player w a detective movie; the detective said peace and picked op the basket to go to law and then filmbed a movie where everyhing tis pastel shet and where experiments happen and has time went by the detective was shocked and inlove, as he dies from a broken heart.


The person cried cause he got everything it was in the script they gave them more stuff and especially a time machine not really it wad a clock they found and qnd fell inlove they went to the future to see them die by s- and got dissapointed in himself


Chocolate flavored frog bruno got a yassified acceptance they died but a dude aka Donald trump fell in love and someone was behind him about to shoot him they said a riddle "i seed star which claps and in a box" and Donald trump said ol so the person commited arson on his body


medittating at a school pe day and two dum biches run to you and do a summersault as they give you barbells to do then force you to basketball wich makes you throw the ball onto a bikers head, wich made them die so your on the run from the cops are you climb a mountain and the cops still wondreing where you alre cuz they dont know and then some person hits their balls at a guy riding a horse.


They were crying bc someone died and then they listened to a radio to come theirself down, they got bored of the radio so they went to the TV instead but then a few hours past they got bored again so they bought a CD thing and then they're was a blood on the CD thing so they invastigated but then it was just ketchup so they wacthed a movie and then they decided to take a pic, and then they went on a picnic with they're schedule. They checked the time and was running and then they go to work recording and takings pics after work, they went outside and found a tulip and then they decided to re-think life so they're new fav color is purple, they decided to go to the beach and grab some tea they also ate pineapple with the tea at the beach it was too sunny, so they decided to get therye tools and hammered the sand but didn't work, so they dranked this mysterious potion and then turned into the sun and then they decided to eat cherries, after turning back to a human they were exploring and FOUDN a blossom, they also found grapes at the dumbster they picked it up and ate it and then they went to heaven, an then they ate aton of fruits, and then she ate the peach and thought it was someone's ssa so they read a book about time they were shooked and loved it at the same time they died again and went to hell so they were sad


im focking angry at the person doing a peace sign and theyre so scared theyre crying but no they creamed wich was kinda hot and someoen is getting popcorn and someone got mad and decided to punnish them w ykyk wich blew their mind and they liked it but thyere still a 'holy' bich mut thats lowkey sus but whatever idc that the oranguatan died from a monster, thats sad actaully no sike


There was a person let's call him nosaj he love to keep in a lotus position, person walking, women running for her life, person doing cartwheel 24/7 , person lifting weighs, person playing his balls, person bouncing on his balls, person biking everywhere even on the mountain's d-ck, person climbing the wall, people have 69, clown man, golfing boy and the horse. But he's dead.


screamed upsidedown someones ear then took weed went upside down again tought about life ate a strawberry it felt good ate another took a grain


The turtle was angry bc some freaking old turtle stole theyre egg, they were thinking or revenges so they were evil laughing. Some random girl was pregnant then the pregnant lady hatched turns out the baby was a monkey who had a peach ssa


your mom said yes to killing someone, selen reported the body and sun turtle used its spell book to see whos telling the truth and space is cheering the crewmates on, they all cried cuz they lost but everyone got ramen after then paimon walks in and aryii (i think) said no and shot paimon and everyone was hiding in a box, mabrell starts laughing then ice turtle, frog and lava turtle walks in and steals everyones coins while devil turtle and cloud turtle are laughing evilly, faither walks in with a candy cane while cactus turtle is burning roses, riping petals and breaking ice hearts, a bottom text appears and decorates the room with blossom things, everyone eats blossom bread then lizzy commits arson.


Im a future teller aka a wheelchair teller i LOVE SHOPPING WITH STAIRS AND BA- u both heared music and smelled garlic you went skiing it slowed down with music cause movie and showed grapes purple yoyo butterfly love hat green heart crown canned foods you run while holding the trophy with smile but the ad removed ur mouth moved over to Antarctica as a cowboy with icecream the freeze hitted you and no one knew why


Elmo commiting arson on yassified chocolate flavored Bruno cause they have bad internet and a clown pooped on them with a big brain


elmo arsoned cuz there was no wifi faither was acting like a clown and the both had sh#t brains


Angry Elmo has bad wifi and i gtg to h3ll bye


Carl bot got angry and laughed evily cause he just made babies with a yassified monkey with a nice butt


You were taking pictures while doing sport stuff you were talking and someone sent you a love letter with a kiss you started talking about how much you love them ur bones shining you went to see animals ans then you realised your actually a animal ur fricking Henry the 8th go to the forking zoo you stupid bi-


olympic person had a lot of emotions then it was his turn he did all the olympic things at the end was swimming but when he started swimming he turned into a mermaid everyone started shouting after he got a letter from a secret admiader the person starts talking about it then he got a bone from the secret admiader then relised it was just some crazy animal person (this makes no sence lol)



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