It was a friday morning and I woke up to my parents and two siblings singing, it was my birthday.
I turned 13 today and was going to have a birthday party tonight, I was really excited since I had invited my crush. It was going to be so fun, I thought while opening the presents my family gave me.
I got a new phone which I really needed, new clothes, some jewellery and a gift card to my favourite store.
I went downstairs to eat breakfast but when I was walking down the stairs I fell down, I fucking fell down.
"Girl wtf are u doing" My mom asked me. "Dying obviously." I said
When I was something close to recovered from falling down the stairs I decided to go eat breakfast, but guess what? I wasn't allowed to go into the kitchen because my mom was making a surprise birthday cake for the birthday party. So she made me breakfast, eggs, almost raw too. Delicious.
When I had finished my raw eggs I walked to school which was almost impossible since my leg was dead after the stairs. I opened snapchat to see all those birthday wish stories with pictures where I looked like fucking shit. Me sleeping? Really?
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the birthday cake
Humora girl is having a birthday party and invites her crush, things didn't go as planned