Its 4:20 am and dazey boo is living inside shrekys wall bc they're secretly GAY. Sherk pretends not to notice but he secretly has a crush on deez too. Dazei watches as shrek pulls out his long shrexy dong and couldn't help but scream OHHHH DADY SHREKY and shrek starts jerking off queerly
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Poosay Power (Daze X Shrek Crackship)
HumorBest lgbtq bestie Daze falls in love with shrexy boo