Slenderman prob has the cleanest room.☆*: .。. .。.:*☆
He cooks a lot of things but with help of course.
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He knows everyone calls him dad but he does not mind.
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Some of the proxies call him mom. No questions asked.
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He does not like Zalgo. I REPEAT HE DOES NOT LIKE ZALGO.
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He always goes to Sally's tea parties or joins her in games. He may be late though he has some '' business ''...
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His bald ass can speak but only speaks through minds.
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You may wonder where the drawings come from but honestly, nobody knows...
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His favorite animal is an Arctic fox.
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Favorite color? Whiter then discord light mode.
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He's most praised Hoodie as the best one. He does treat them all differently due to there skill levels.
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He can be mentally or physically abusive at times...
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