Once 5000 years ago...your father...went..to go get the milk....He saw you....watching sus shit...and he decided...We.need.some.....MILK!!! And so he left to the supermarket...and he never came back.

The milk
Once 5000 years ago...your father...went..to go get the milk....He saw you....watching sus shit...and he decided...We.need.some.....MILK!!! And so he left to the supermarket...and he never came back.