Y/CN the great cookie! (CRK X Reader Oneshots) [UNDER HEAVY EDITING]

Onion| »If you cry I'll cry.«

Onion Cookie x Child!Male!reader (angst & fluff)
Y/CN = Your Cookie Name
U/CN = Uncle Cookie Name
C/CN = Cousin Cookie Name
(Idk how old onion Cookie is, generally idek how old the cookies are but, she's 8 and reader 9)

Y/CN POV:

I got expelled for school because I broke a cookie's arm for stealing my food. WELL SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN MY FOOD!! Either way I got expelled, like I care at least I get to stay home. "Y/CN this is the fifth time you've been expelled from a school!" Mama scolded. "Do you have any idea how much money you're making us waste just because of you?!" Dad said hitting me on my arm. "If you don't change how you act now you we'll send you to your uncle U/CN." Mama warned. I slightly flinched not wanting to go to that weirdo.

"This is your last chance boy, pull this again and it's U/CN." Papa warned. I just scowled and went to my room, careful to not slam the door or else mom would be sending me to Jesus. I hate thinking about school. First, I never really had friends, second, back in kindergarten they'd always beat me up. I had to go to the hospital 3 times! They got expelled after the third time though which is good. And three it's so boring! Like how can someone sit in a chair all day writing nothing but useless stuff? Besides some teachers are real assholes or just big bores.

There are very few teachers who are actually fun because the ones who want to be fun just end up being weird and annoying. Besides that I'm almost always grounded and the only friends I ever had were my childhood friends before they all moved to another kingdom or school. It just sucks and it isn't fair.

Timeskip a week later~

It's Wednesday, mom and dad managed to find me a new school after a week of searching. "This is your first day at the new school Y/CN-" "I better behave, yeah yeah I get it." I cut papa off. He wasn't in a good mood this morning but didn't say anything. "And remember if I hear even ONE complaint from the school, it's over for you son." Mom warned with that famous mom glare that scares every kid who respects mama. Anyways I ate my breakfast, grabbed my bag and jacket, wore my shoes and other stuff you do before you go to school and went to the car.

I opened the back door, climbed in and put my seatbelt on like mama and papa taught me. The drive to school was 15 minutes. Along the way me and papa had a good laugh before we came to a stop. "Remember, behave." "Yeah, bye papa." "Bye Y/CN." Papa and I said our goodbyes and I was off to my class. The school was easy to navigate since this wasn't the first time I've walked unknown school hallways. I went to my classroom and the teacher welcomed me. "Oh everybody, this is our new student Y/CN. Now treat him like you treat your classmates and I hope you all will have a good time with you new classmate." The teacher said.

"He looks like a poopoo head!" One of the boy students yelled and the class laughed. "Raspberry Lemon Cookie that's not-" "Yeah and that's you sound like you just ate cheese grater." I said (yo this a kid we talking Abt besides, I'm not good at roasting). The whole class oo'ed at my response. "I hope that teaches you a lesson to behave Raspberry Lemon, you can go pick a seat hunny." The teacher said and I looked at the class. I didn't wanna be in the front so I went all the way in the back. There was no one sitting by the corner so I chose that seat. Suddenly a cookie who looks like an onion came through the door. "S-sorry I-I'm l-late." She said.

Jeez stutter much? "Onion Cookie this is the third time this week." The teacher scolded. "I-I'm... Sorry." The cookie said almost crying. What a crybaby. "Go to your seat." The teacher said. She walked and walked until she reached the table beside me... You're kidding me... I have to sit with a stupid crybaby?! This is why I hate school. "Uhm h-hi." She greeted. I just scoffed and paid attention to the teacher. To make things worse the first subject was math which is easy/hard but seriously nine in the morning? Come on teacher spare me some mercy.

Timeskip lunch break~

Mama had packed me my my favorite lunch and some [snack of choice]. I saw a lunch table with no one sitting there, suddenly I got a memory of my cousin... C/CN...

"Hey Y/CN let's go sit over there!"
"Careful C/CN, don't trip!"

"C/CN GET AWAY FROM THE ROAD-"

I jolted back to reality and realized I was crying. Thankfully no one saw my tears and I went to the school yard and looked for the nearest tree. I cried... He/she didn't deserve that... Why him/her... Why? "Are you okay?" I flinched when I heard a voice. "I-I'M FiNe!" I replied my voice cracking a few times. "But you're not ok-" "I SAID IM FINE OKAY?! JUST LEAVE!!" I snapped almost hitting her. She raised her arms in defense. "Just... Leave me alone..." I said.

Onion Cookie POV:

I hate seeing people cry, it makes me wanna cry. I just heard him cry... I couldn't stand seeing him cry anymore so I walked up to him, knelt down and hugged him. "Please don't cry, if you cry I'll cry." I said... It took a few seconds but he did hug back... "T-thanks..." "You're welcome."

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This was cute :D