The Beldams POV:
I was on my FaceBook moms group looking for a hot lesbian to help me devour Coraline. I stumbled upon a profile with the name "Jack Skellington" She is trans and gay uwu owo. I messaged her and said "I dream of sleeping in your bed at night." With no context obviously. She immediately fell in love because how could you not.
We went on a date 628372937292 child years later. She was so hot. uwu. Her emo furry self burst into my room and told me that she couldn't take it anymore and that I would either have to marry her or she would leave me for another spider demon. So I obviously married her uwu.
We had a wedding 4 milliseconds later. The minister was Shrek because yes. He had a pink tutu on and no shirt because his man tatas had to hang out and breathe in the fresh crispy air. He had on 5 foot tall heels and our ring barrel was the lost children on my dementia demontor. It was decorated with pumpkins and lemons on honor of the other father and Jack Skellington
I gave birth to 7.7 children and they were all named Burtaha. They were all straight white men so I was emo, depressed, got Tourettes, kidney failure, 80hd, snd Gallbladder stones. I disowned them 💅💅💅
One night I didn't get up at the exact millisecond that Jack Skellington wanted me to so she thought K was dead and walked out. She went into a forest never to be seen again. So I obviously couldn't handle it, so I committed arson on the whole dementia dementor.
The end 👹👹👹
