Chapter one

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Max pov:

Aw man I'm so late. I've never been this late before. I hope dad doesn't find out, I'll be in HUGE trouble. 

DING

"huh?" Was that a bell? But class isn't even close to being over. "SHUSH!" am I hearing things now?! "You're gonna get us caught!" "We're gonna get caught either way if you keep shushing so loudly!" Ok, this is getting weird... I'm just gonna run to class.

-in class-

I swung the door open. All eyes were on me.  I stand awkwardly and swallow my saliva to wet my dry throat. 

"Mr.Goof, so nice for you to join us today" "sorry Mr.Mickey, I slept in." I apologize to Mr.Mickey, he tells me to take my seat. I sit in the back, waiting for class to end. Mr.Mickey is teaching about cartoon etiquette, ya know, what jokes to make, what jokes not to make, politeness, teaching kids manners, life lessons. Just the basic cartoon stuff. A thing every toon should know. Well... every toon except the toons from Warner Brothers Studio. They are reckless. They use pain to make people laugh, which is SUPER weird. We are taught that we should be kind to one another, but the Warner bros toons... come to think of it... do they even have a toon school? No wonder they use pain to make people laugh, THEY'RE IDIOTS! They don't have classes at all.

RING RING RING 

"That's all for today kids, remember to do your homework!" People wave bye to Mickey, but he stops me. "Hey Max, are you feeling alright?" "Huh?" "Oh yeah, I'm perfectly fine" I reply "Why do you ask?" "Well it just looked like your mind was somewhere else during class" "Oh, yeah I was um just thinking about a new...game? Y-yeah a new game comes out today and dad said he would buy it for me" I lied to him, but it wouldn't be the first time. "I see, well, don't daydream about that game all day alright. You still need to focus on school." "Yes sir, have a nice day Mr.Mickey," I tell him "Have a nice day Mr.Goof."

-after school-

I have to wait after school, my dad works here as well. He's the main reason why I was late today. He was the one that slept in, but I decided to cover for him. giggle. Did- did somebody just...giggle? "who's that?" "I don't know." "He looks like a mini Goofy" "I think that's his son" who is talking "H-hello?" I say timidly "Oh crap he heard us!" Is it coming from above me? I look up and... "Who- who are you?"

OKAY!!!! THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, TUNE IN FOR NEXT TIME VOTE IF YOU THINK ITS GOOD...or don't idc DO WHAT YOU WANT!!! (word count: 457) 

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