"hey jonny i fucking loved ur last moments"
"shut up satan you incel fuck"
"ok u shit lets look at how ur babymaker is doing now"
i was trembling. what the hell was happening. i looked up and saw my glorious schlong being carried by a bird to its nest.
"no!! shes glorious!! my girthy perfect fat pleasuring veiny penis!! bring her back please!!!!!"
"no"
satan was such a piece of shit. what a rude mean asshole. i was about to kill myself until i remembered i melted through the floor of my maths classroom to get here
"jokes on you i have a pain kink"
i jumped into a bath of lava and creamed instantly. my shagger mightve detached but my balls were still intact and actively creaming. my skin melted and i'd never felt more turned on. i respawned in front of satan
"you shit. you just creamed in my best lava pool"
"fuck you"
he grabbed me and choked me against a wall, so i ruined his purple suit
"what the fuck is wrong with you"
i melted into the floor again and he stomped on me
