Tim was a lonely little boy. He only has five friends: Cleo, Lillian, Greg, Izzy, and Avah. They live on the east side of Ducktown where the houses are made of straw, and children begin work at the young age of seven. On the west side, there lives Tim's arch enemies: Maseigh, Zacharias, Chyenne, Hamlet, Dallas-Christopher, and Billie Rae. The worst enemy of them all, Raquel, has never worked a day in her life. Her dad, Rob, is one of the highest-ranking police officers in the town. All she must do is name drop her dad, and she will get away with anything she wants.
The best restaurant in Ducktown is called Fieldstone. Tim decided he wanted to take his friends out for lunch because it was Greg's birthday! It was her 74th birthday and she had never had a party before. They got into the restaurant and seated at the booth. Next thing you know, Raquel struts in, followed by her posse. Luckily, Raquel knows Greg and knew it was her birthday so she did not try to beat any of the east siders up.
"Happy Birthday to you...." As the east siders are finishing up singing to Greg, a toilet seat goes flying through the window and crashes into the cake. Avah screams, "These stupid west siders! Why did you throw a toilet seat into the cake?!"
Masiegh yells back while eating "You are the stupid one. Toilets are nasty. I would not want these germs on my corndog."
"Well someone had to be behind it!" Tim announces "A toilet seat does not just fly throw windows!"
*CRASH* A tool box hits Dallas-Christopher and he falls over. Zacharias attempts to help, but as he is trying to pick up his friend, three-quarters of a bar of Irish Spring soap accented with teeth marks hits him in the head.
"OKAY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Hamlet yells as she notices all of the disaster around. She was extremely late to the celebration because there were a bunch of slow people walking around outside.
Through the webs of strewn toilet paper, Billie Rae notices an army of figures in the distance. He says to Chyenne, "Do you think those are zombies?"
"Have you lost your mind?" replies Chyenne.
Raquel gets up and yells "OH MY GOSH GUYS, I'll call my dad! He will know what to do!"
All of them roll their eyes at her. She always speaks nonsense. Lillian and Masiegh's boyfriends are nowhere to be seen. They both start to worry and then Raquel says "I see them.....But they are zombies!"
Goose had started job shadowing the local plumber because he did not like going to school anymore. Anthony was bringing him lunch today. "I bet the plumber turned Goose and Anthony into zombies!" exclaimed Lillian.
"I can fix them! They will change after I give them a kiss of true love!" exclaimed Raquel.
Billie Rae whispered to Lillian and Masiegh "If she tries, I bet that the zombies will eat her! She won't rule over anyone anymore and make us be mean to you guys."
Raquel takes off to go outside and trips on her way "Oh that's so clumsy of me! I'm just the cutest ever! No wonder I am their true love!"
She made her way to the zombie boyfriends. As she fixed her hair and put on some extra makeup, we heard Goose start laughing! Everyone started asking if zombies can laugh. Then they got their answer. Raquel said to Anthony, "Baby you are so much better than this! Why don't you change for me?"
Anthony let out a huge laugh! Then said "Ahhhuhhuhuhuhuhhhhguaaaa."
Raquel took his zombie gibberish and translated it into whatever she wanted to hear. "That's the spirit Anthony! Goose, I love you." She said back.
CHOOO CHOO a helicopter came through.
"Who is driving that thing?" Cleo shouted.
"All I can see is a large afro," responded Izzy.
"I think it might be Darrel the plumber!" announced Hamlet. "He was working on my toilet the other day because I had some major diarehhea from Arby's. I did notice him walking pretty slow and shouting ahhhhuhhhhhguaaaa. Maybe he is a zombie too!"
Raquel's hair was blowing in the wind and got caught in the blades. The helicopter took her up up and away. She was never seen again.
The east and west siders watching, all started cheering. The live marchachi at Fieldstone, started playing the wizard of oz sound track. "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" was the crowds favorite.
Raquel had the west sider's in charge of her funeral. Zacharias and Masiegh planned the music. They played "Highway to Hell" by ACDC and "Happy" by Pharell. Rob, her dad, said that she would have loved her funeral because Anthony and Goose showed up. Tim came to the funeral and sat with all of his new friends. All the East and West siders combined to make the new WEAST gang. And they all lived happily ever after.
