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Person A: I made tea.

Person B: I don't want tea.

Person A:  I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Person B: Then why did you tell me?

Person A: It's a conversation starter.

Person B: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Person A: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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