(This is a joke I think) || Caesar was in the kitchen, cooking spaghetti or something. He was just adding the finishing touches when Joseph practically floated into the room. "What.Is.That.Smell." He was almost gasping for air as he said it. "What, is something wrong with my cooking?? I bet you can't even make microwaveable ramen." Caesar hissed. "Woah man. You... Cooked that?? It smells fucking incredible" Joseph said, completely disregarding the insult. "Oh.. that's what you meant. Yeah I cook, would you maybe like some?" "Fuck yeah, dude. I'm so hungry I could, like, die."Joseph made a fainting motion. "Don't die. And stop cursing so much." Caesar rolled his eyes at Joseph as he set the plates. "Thanks, Caesarino!" Joseph yelled as he viscously devoured the poor, defenseless meal in front of him. Caesar stared at him with his eyes wide, frozen in pure shock at the absolute jaw dropping speed that Joseph was shoveling the contents of the plate into his mouth. "What in the ever loving fuck, Joseph." Caesar said shakily. "This- is the most absoltely delicious delicacy that I have ever encountered." Joseph barked. "Joseph it's literally fucking spaghetti it's not that good." "Whatever, are you gonna eat that?" Joseph said, looking at Caesar like a starving puppy. "Joseph how in Gods name are you still hungry right now. Do you at least want water or something?" Joseph stared at Caesar intently, "Are.You.Going.To.Eat.Your.Spaghetti." "Oh, um... y-yes?" Caesar said to prevent Joseph from making even more of a mess. "Aw, ok..." Joseph's mood suddenly turned right back to a malnourished puppy. Caesar somehow felt bad for him and sighed, "well, i guess you can have the rest..." he said, defeated. Joseph's expression lit up, "Wow, thanks Caesarino!" He exclaimed as he once again shredded up anything edible on his plate at a terrifying speed. Caesar thought to himself how he fell for this stupid slob. He perched his head on his hand and let out a sigh, watching Joseph go down on the plate of food. "He is pretty great, though.." he whispered to himself. Joseph licked his lips, getting rid of any remaining sauce near his mouth. "Huh? What's ya say, Caesar?" "O-OH—" Caesar cleared his throat, "Um, nothing, Joseph." He coughed. "Oh, ok. Hey Caesar, just sayin, you're a really good cook." Joseph complimented. "You don't say..." Caesar sighed. They sat in an awkward silence for a moment before Joseph whispered something under his breath. "Hm?" Caesar tilted his head. "Nothingggg" Joseph giggled a bit. "Hey, Joseph?" "Oh— yeah, Caesar?" "I, um... so, even though the way you eat is absolutely repulsive.." "What's up?" Joseph questioned eagerly. "Um, I- I think I, um-" "oh my god Caesar please just say it I'm actually dying from the suspense" "DONT RUSH ME" "Jesus Christ-Ok" "Ahem, what I was trying to say was.." Caesar took a deep breath, "I like you, Joseph." He shut his eyes tight, anxiously waiting for any kind of response. He slightly opened one eye and saw Joseph staring, starstruck with a wide open jaw as if he just saw a dog speak English. "Um... Joseph? You alright?" Caesar chuckled. "OH—UH, YEAH IM OK CAESAR" Joseph yelled, clearly very overwhelmed. "Jesus Christ man, no need to yell.." Caesar flinched. "S-sorry- I, um- um," Joseph blushed and . "What in the- Joseph?" Caesar kneeled down to look at Joseph, "I, um, like you too?" Joseph flushed and shrunk into his chest. "Oh, right.. not much experience in this area, huh..." "Y-you either, clearly..." Joseph said in a desperate attempt to mend his pride. Caesar started thinking, and after a few seconds he leaned forward and kissed Joseph, who hugged Caesar and leaned in. They then blushed and pretended like it didn't happen, went to play video games together and snuggled off to sleep like true gays. The end 🥳
