Cheater Sasuke x depressed reader

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(( I'm not good at spelling so go easy on me #--w--# ))

You strut into your house after a long day of ninja-ing and being not like other girls and being deprossed. You unlock your front door and start to go to you and your bfs (😩) room, now being depressed about the air smelling like Ramen for the fourth day in a row even though you literally just sprayed the house with the AMAZING SMELLING LaVeNdEr you got from a shady dealer who also sold watermelons and poisons.
  
As you continue to walk to your room you notice the scent of Ramen grows even larger, you know you should've bought even more expensive perfume but you COULDN'T CAUSE YOU'RE QUIRKY.

You go inside and notice your husband being SUSUKE and doing an oopsie with his big boi rival, the sus hubby looks at you and stops the nastys, he does the take the L dance and you run out crying and pooping.









Like the story or I'll shoot your best friends mother's cousins rival's gay wife's military tank.


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