♡ intro - 000.

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a story in which
two new faces
arrive in town
(and one takes an
interest to a
certain future yale
student)


















・ basically danielle and you move
in next to matthew and chaos ensues






















<3 character list <3










#001.    -        klitz !       •

"baby, i'll do things to youi wouldn't do to a farm animal

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"baby, i'll do things to you
i wouldn't do to a farm animal."

! : local loser with a big..
brain 👍. secretly loves
emo bands. (and men)







#002.    -        matthew kidman       •

"you're such a good friendklitzy, i love you

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"you're such a good friend
klitzy, i love you."

!  : proud kelly hater
danielle's boyfriend
The One Straight Guy ®️








#003.    -         eli brooks        •

    -         eli brooks        •

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"i knew it was you klitzy!"

!  : aspiring film student
knew about klitz and y/n
from the start (won't shut
up about it)








#004.    -        danielle / / "athena"       •

"what's the craziest thingyou've done lately?"

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"what's the craziest thing
you've done lately?"

!  : y/n's bff!!!
and they were roommates 😱 /j
approves of klitz 1000%









#005.    -        kelly        •

"it's like a gift you know?it's like i can't control it

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"it's like a gift you know?
it's like i can't control it."

!  : the ex 😰
douchbag and that's
honestly it tbh













ALSO STARRING, YOU, OF COURSE.













++ extra notes

   this is literally so self indulgent.
contains mature themes of sex and
drugs and porn throughout the
                     whole book, obviously.

—  slow updates cuz i lose motivation very fast

—  not completely accurate to the movie don't hate me please 🫠

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