"OK. So you tell your friend a joke"
("What kind of tea is hard to swallow?"
"Dunno"
"Reality"
"I like that one Cardinal"
Repeats it)
"And now everyone is cracking up and thinks he's the king of comedy. Well, here's how you're gonna get them back"
Step 1.
"You tell them to get naked...
And put on their wetsuit, because you're taking a trip to the Great Barrier Reef"
Step 2.
"You get to the Great Barrier Reef, take a few pictures and then go diving to the maximum diving depth of 741 feet, THEN YOU RIP THE OXYGEN TANK OFF HIS BACK AND SCREAM AT HIM"
"LISTEN HERE YOU STINKY LITTLE WORM. IF YOU WANNA GET OUTTA HERE ALIVE YOU MUST PROMISE TO NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER STEAL MY JOKES AGAIN"
Step 3.
"Your friend apologizes and you swim all the way back up, too fast and they die from decompression."
Step 4.
Continue to make great jokes without the worry of your friends stealing your jokes
Boom, justice served.
