Dealing With Him

The Welcoming

College is un-bearable.

Scaramouche cringes at the thought of having to spend another four years working his ass off studying for exams just to get a dull job. The building is nice, all his friends went to the same
college as him, and he's sure as hell Itto wasn't accepted but he has high hopes for the rest of them. He's just tired.

As he reaches his dorm he reads the paper over again. Who was my roommate again? He suddenly recalls his name; Ajax. Yes that's it, Ajax. "Oh, Archons." Scara sighs. He can tell by his roomies name his probably some dumbass frat boy.

He didn't even want to have a roommate. Dorm housing were understaffed to say the least and by the time Scara's group was called, all of the remainder choices were shared dorms. He took the elevator to the 5th floor dragging his stuff behind him. When he was finally prepared for whatever blockhead was behind the door, he knocked. A familiar face appeared before him as the door opened.

"Signora?" He said, dumbfounded. "Mouchie!" She squealed, making him wince. She embraced him with a hug while in return he just sighed. "I thought the dorms were gender-separated?" In fact,
that's exactly what the front desk employee had told him. "Of course they are dimwit! This is Childe's dorm, i'm hanging here for now while he's probably fucking someone at a club."

Signora and Scara had been good friends since they were five. Seeing her relieved him, but like everyone else, he found her slightly- irritating. But that was besides the point at that moment. What signora just said absolutely lit a burning pit of rage onto Scara. "You're fucking joking, sig." He says, stepping into his new dorm. "Nope! You still hate his guts, huh? Considering how long it was ago I thought you'd get over it. I'm sure I would, have you seen how hot he is?"

He scoffs. "Who, Childe? That moron? Are you feeling alright, Sig?" She crosses her legs on the couch. "That man has been fanning over you since the 4th grade. I'd consider yourself lucky, Scar." Scaramouche rolled his eyes "Lucky? Do you remember how he humiliated me? For archons sake he fucks anything that moves! He's the definition of a man-whore. Besides, I have no interest in him nor does he. He just finds it intriguing to piss me off."

"Jesus, you really are a brat sometimes. Anyway, i'm off to the cafe down the street. Dottoro, Kahzuha, and his boyfriend are already there. You coming or not?"

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"Oh shit. Childe is your roommate?" Kahzuha says, in a giggly tone. "Correct. Fucking ridiculous, I'm gonna ask to change my dorm room soon. But i'm pretty sure I have a third roommate." Signora turns in confusion, giving a judging look to Scar. "Another roommate? Ajax told me he had one roommate." Ajax? "Wait. Did you just say Ajax? I thought I was rooming with Childe?"  The whole table stared at him,  and everybody suddenly bursts into laughter. "What the hell are you guys laughing about, fuck-heads?" making them wheeze even more. Finally, Signora catches her breath and manages to get a few words in. "O-Oh my archon. You're such a dumbass! Childe's real name is Ajax!"

Oh. oh. "You'd think after how long they've been flirting with each other he would've known that." Dottoro adds, laughing his ass off. "Even I knew that, and I don't even know what he looks like." Kahzuha says. "Tch. Well how the fuck was I supposed to know that? I hate him. Why would I want to know anything remotely about him?" And everything he said was true. Although, hate was an understatement. Scar absolutely loathed Ajax. After that brief conversation, Scara checked the time and realized it had been a few hours. "I should probably head back to my dorm."

"Wait!" Kahzuha says, chasing after Scar. "Can I come with you? I heard the double dorms are way bigger then the singular ones." Scara was confused, but let him tag along.

They arrived to the dorm room, And Kahzuha seemed to notice something attached to the door. "Hey, Scar. There's a sign on the door, read it before you ente-" But Scaramouche just let himself in. Unfortunately, they were greeted with a not-so-friendly scene.

"What the hell." Scara hisses, staring at Ajax fucking the shit out of a girl with flowing brunette hair. He stops, still facing the brunette girl who was squirming under him. "There was a sign, dipshit. I'm busy from 3-4 pm." Oh god. Was childe trying to pin this on him? "Are you fucking joking? "busy" does not mean oh yeah, i'm gonna be fucking someone in plain sight, So watch out!"

Kahzuha laughed. "This is childe? You didn't tell me he was a ugly frat-boy, mouchie." Childe turned back his head, facing the two boys. "Wait, Scara? We're roommates? It's been a while, cutie. I didn't realize you were-"

"Scaramouche to you. And don't call me that! I'm leaving, fuck-face." Childe smirked. "You're face is pretty fuck-able yourself. But i'm currently booked out, sorry."

"Oh shut up, asshole." Scaramouche hissed, flipping Childe off as he leaves the dorm. But knowing Childe, He always had to have the last word in. "Alright, bye Scar! Bye Scar's hot friend!"

"I like him. He's funny." But he was an asshole. Had all his friends gone mad? What an introduction.