It was late at night and you finally got back to your dorm from a long day at university.
You jumped onto your bed and fell asleep.
The next morning your professor Erwin cancelled his morning classes so you could sleep in today.
As you roll around in your bed singing bad blood slowed down under your breathe you suddenly hear a knock at the door.
It was Erwin.
"Uh professor?"
"Hey, uhm Jaid- Y/N can I have a moment with you in private."
"Of course professor come in."
You sit down at your desk and Erwin takes the seat across from you.
"Jaida.. uh i mean uh Y/N."
"Ya?"
"You're failing my class, but i know how you could get extra credit." He says as he stares down at ur fine bahoobers.
"EXCUSE ME?"
"NO NO NOT LIKE THAT. I mean you could take a test then that will improve your grade by a lot."
"Oh." (in George's voice from peppa pig) "Uh sorry for uhm.."
"Its fine. Heh."
You look up and your eyes meet his. His icy blue orbs stare into your soul, and you suddenly realize your blushing.
"Is that all sir?" You ask neevously
"Theres one other thing.." He says with a grin, but your suddenly interrupted by another knock at the door.
"Jean?"
"Hey Y/N, can I talk to you." He glances at Erwin through the door and you notice the sudden change of his facial expression. Jealousy? "Whats professor Erwin doing here."
"Oh he's here discussing my grades with me."
"Oh i see."
"So what do you want?"
He looked up with a soft innocent look. And you blushed once again. You heard him whisper something under his breathe, it kinda sounded like he said, "you." Erwin called Jean over and he did as he said.
"Yes sir?"
Erwin whispered in Jeans ear, and a sudden look if shock washed over his face.
"Bet bubba griollie" Jean said with a scrumptious look
Then Erwin glanced at you and called you over as well.
"Kneel" Erwin said through a grin. You did.
Suddenly Erwin pulled out his 83 inch subway surfer sandwich and the song CPR (slowed down) started playing in the back of your head.
Jeans eyes widened when he saw that bad boy. You glanced over at him in disgust, but he didn't mind.
"Open" (HELP JAIDA IM CRYING)
Suddenly his big badooie hit the back of your throat and you started gripping around his base. You gasp for air, but then you lose your breathe again when Jean comes in from behind (imagine it starts playing "I am the cat just chilling out") His dingaling was 38x bigger than erwins, but erwins size wasnt a problem at all.
While still sucking Erwins baby maker, you search for Jeans behind you. You found it. IT WAS HUMONGOUS GAH ZAMN. You heard Jean whimper and you started to grin. While stroking Erwins vavavoomer (im running outta names for dick) upu do the same to Jean.
Suddenly Jean and Erwin lift you up and onto the bed, and you could feel Jean lining up with you badusdus from behind, while erwin was under you. At the exact same time they both enter your coochie coochie coo. You scream as if Cami was chasing you on a football field. What. A. Sound. (Jaida pls get the reference)
Jean and Erwin thrust into you in sync and you feel light headed. You rest your head on Erwin's shoulder as all three of you let out moans (imagine it sounds exactly as Joses moans) Suddenly Jean started to go faster and his thrusts became sloppy, you could feel his dingdingdong twitch inside of you. Erwin, noticing the change in you expression, picked up the pace as well.
"Y- Y/N" Jean moaned. "Im- im gonna-"
"Me too" Erwin said
In saying that all three of you made free glue at the exact same time. Jean pulled out and laid on his back panting. You were still on top of Erwin and you just stared into those icy blue eyeballs. His shwing shwongs balls were better tbh. Erwin gave you a long deep kiss, then he closed his eyes panting. You got off of the bead and started doing that cha cha clap clap cha my name is boom boom BOOM BOOM BOOM my name is lala LALALALALA my name is- CHEEKIE CHEEKIE CHA CHA dance. Erwin and Jean look up at you with tired eyes.
"NO ROUND 2!?" You said in a boodatious tone.
"I- i dont think i can" Erwin said
"Same here"
"Ugh fine you guys are lame, im gonna go to Professor Pixis' room. Later bozos. As you leave Bad blood (sped up) plays and Jean and Erwin look at you in astonishment.
The end 🤰🤰
