Karlity 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜𓆈

Tinder on crack (karlity)

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠
Song: your text - sundial
Basically they meet through a dating app and start talking,has a part 2😱😱
(Once again,If it's not already obvious,the emojis r satire) pls don't take this to srsly

Karl was a collage student,Quackity was one too,karl gets desperate one day and decides to download tinder,since speaking to real people wasn't really his thing.
He set up his profile while cringing the whole time,with his collage mate George ofcourse.

George:"you should put your occupation as 'business man'  so people think ur rich"
Karl:"that's so dumb,no.....student"
George:"24,I think guys like older men"
Karl:"okay George whatever you say I'm not answering you anymore"
George:"honestly you should take my advice I get more dick than you....you virgin"
Karl:"...shut up.."
He finished setting up his profile and put his phone away.

(I spent idk how much time on these profiles so if I hear one person criticizing them I'm deleting my acc)

𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙡 𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙨 :)
ɯı̣ɥ/ǝɥ - 19
⌨︎︎: 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝
☏: 𝟼𝟿𝟺𝟸𝟶********
⚢:𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕
𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎...✍︎︎:
Uh hey I'm Karl,Idk what I'm doing here,
5'11,graphic design major,
Feet pics only for +50$ 🫣/j
I don't do hook ups👍 ok idk bye

he continued on with his day and basically the next 3 days.
He was laying on his bed on a Tuesday bored and decided to check tinder.
To his surprise he actually got matches.
He scrolled though about 40 messages,
Half of them were dick pics,the rest were weird men looking for a "submissive and breedable bottom (preferably short) femboy",whatever that meant...

He decided to mess with some of them out of fun but eventually stumbled on someone interesting.
The message said; "hey :]"
Wtf? Hey? That's like the most respectful
Greeting on this app.
He checked his profile.

𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙮 :]
ɯı̣ɥ/ǝɥ - 18
⌨︎︎: 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝/𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛/𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚛
☏: 𝟸𝟽𝟹𝟾𝟷********
⚢:?
𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎...✍︎︎:
My friend told me to download this so hi.
Never been here before,please don't send me dick pics I'm cooler than all of you‼️