AUL randomness.

Incorrect quotes (mainly Vines)

*someone does something stupid*

Blue: "what an idiot."

*it's Mr. Egg*

Blue: "wait a sec, that's my idiot."

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Captain: "I got arrested for being too handsome."

Veteran and Player in unison: "all charges were dropped immediately, due to lack of supporting evidence."

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*Sheriff walks over to Mr. Egg*

Sheriff: "hey."

Mr. Egg: "get lost."

Sheriff: "you got it."

*Sheriff walks away*

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Stoner walks into Veteran's room*

Stoner: "Wake up sleepy head!"

Veteran: "you serious?"

Player(in Veteran's bed): "what the heck, man?!"

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Stoner: "party time."

*Stoner walks into cafeteria*

Stoner: "ay, everybody clap your hands.*

* everyone starts clapping*

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Stoner: "story time."

*he walk over to Player, Blue, Flamingo, Veteran, and Captain.*

Stoner: "in every group of friends, there's the dumb one."

*everyone points at Captain*

Captain: "really?"

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Veteran: " challenge time! Player, do you think I can get this egg in the jar without breaking it?"

Player: "no."

*Veteran throws it at Stoner, and Player starts laughing*

Veteran: "guess you're right."

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Blue: "I don't trust adams."

Player: "why's that, Blue?"

Blue: "because they make up everything."

*background laugh track*

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Veteran: "do you want to destroy the Milky Way Empire?"

Blue: "nah, they're doing a good job on they're own."

Stoner: "I'm just sitting here being lazy."

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Imperial ships: "you gonna to blow us up? That's not your style."

The Skeld: "you right, it's not."

*the Imperial ships look relieved*

The Skeld: "but it's her's"

*the Enterprise shows up* 

( read my FanFic to find out what that's about. )

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Imperial ships: "take a look at this rebel umbrella I just got."

The Skeld: "dudes, that's bad luck."

Imperial ships: "chill out, traitor."

The Enterprise: "who summoned me?!"

* Imperial ship start screaming* 

( again, read da fnafic. )

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Noob @Veteran: "gotcha tendril."

*Player breaks open the door*

Player: "Lookout, she's got to tendril!"

*Player fires three rounds at Noob*

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Young Aiden: "ooh, I wonder what this does."

*he hits the button*

Young Aiden: "oh, I'm gay now. Huh."

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Computer: "hey, look over here."

* computer explodes in Aiden's face*

Broken computer: "ha ha, now you're blind."

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Blue: "there's something on your face!"

*Blue punches Not-Orange*

Blue: "it was pain!"

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*Mr. Egg accidentally falls into the vent, and lands on top of Blue*

Blue: "hey Mr. Egg."

Mr. Egg: "hey Blue."

*brief moment of silence*

Mr. Egg: "that hurt."

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*Sheriff is hiding in the closet after he hit on Mr. Egg*

Blue (with a knife): "Red Robin."

Sheriff: "yum... OH NO!"

( that's more or less how Sheriff actually died in my fnafic. )

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Veteran: " we need to eat off-world, cuz Captain got us band from the chicken shack."

Captain: "the sgin said it was all you can eat."

Player: "you ate a chair!"

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*Captain and Not-Orange reacting to the rebellion*

both: "dude!"

Not-Orange: "DUDE!"

Captain: "dude!"

Not-Orange: "WHAT THE HECK!?"

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*Player and Veteran do anything romantic*

Stoner: "what the heck, is that allowed? what the heck, is that allowed?!"

Veteran and Player in unison: "stop."

( sayonara, good bye, so long, Live Long and Prosper. )

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