Shrek X James Charles

chapter 1.

It was a sunny day. James Charles was walking in a park when he suddenly saw the love of his life. A beautiful 8 feet tall green guy. He had eyeballs falling out of his mouth, he had earwax coming out of his ears. James stared into his beautiful brown orbs. He started blushing. Shrek noticed James staring at him and walked towards him. "Hey bbg" he said. "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey" James said. Shrek smirked "want to come over to my place?" He asked. James started to blush. "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sure  why n-n-n-n-n-n-n-not" he stuttered.

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At Shreks home:

"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-for I inviting m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me skrekie-boo" James said. "Haha you're fine, want tea my little sugar-bum" Shrek said.
They had alot fun. It started raining outside. "Oh noo it started raining" James said shokingly. "Don't worry boo-boo-bear you can stay at my place tonight" Shrek said. "Oh t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you" James said blushing. They turned the radio on and Al of a sudden Justin Bieber baby started playing.

Shrek said "this song reminds me of you, bbg." James started blushing "that's cute". Shrek held James's chin and pulled him in for a kiss.

"That was an amazing kiss" James said blushing. Shrek smirked. "Let's go to sleep, it's late" Shrek said. They went to bed.

In Shrek's dream he married James and it was the happiest day of their life. He thought about proposing in real life the next day. He already had a ring that would fit him perfectly. He's been dreaming of this day for months, he always had a crush on James, since elementary school, but he was to scared that James would get homophobic.

When they woke up Shrek asked James if he wanted to go to the park. "Yeah sure why not?" James answered. They went to the park and Shrek proposed, "James I loved you for a very long time do you want to be my husband and make me the happiest man of this planet?" Shrek asked. "I'm sorry no" James said. Shrek got really depressed and confused "why?" Shrek asked. "Because I'm inlove with someone else."James answered. "Inlove with who?" Shrek asked sadly. "With Michael Jackson" James said. "Oh.. well I wish you too good luck and all the best.." Shrek walked away.

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A few weeks later:

Shrek turned emo

Because he saw Michael kissing James

But he didn't want to give up on him. He will keep fighting for him, and his love and show that Michael isn't a good boyfriend.

First he tried to catfish Micheal into making him cheat on James. He made a fake insta account and asked his bestie Fiona to make pictures for it. She happily did it. Shrek texted Micheal on his catfish account

Micheal

Shrek

"Hey cutie~"

"Hello"

"How are you doing 😏❤️💋"

"I'm good and you?"

"That's good to hear,
I'm fine thank you"

"That's nice to hear"

"You single?"

"Yes I am"

"That's nice, I would  love
To have dinner with you
Sometime 😍"

"I would love that too"

"Tomorrow 8 on sounds
Good?"

"Sounds great? Where?"

"The restaurant
Disconnected love"

"Sounds great I'll
See there tomorrow 8pm"

Shrek can't wait to show this all to James and get his revenge on Micheal.

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At the restaurant:

Micheal was waiting for his date at the restaurant.  He got up to walk to the restroom and tripped on his way. He fell onto a women and kissed her. At that exact same time James walked into the restaurant. "-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-JAKEY-BOO?! M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MY  HOMEY-BUN?" James cried. His orbs were filled with tears. "WAIT JAMES ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" Jackson said. Micheal fell in the ground "std..."  and stopped Breathing cause the woman has STDs. "Did that guy just die?" Someone asked. "I dont care if he did. He cheated on me." James said and stormed off. He went to Shreks swamp. "Shrek?" He called out "Shrek I'm sorry I should have married you". Shrek came out of nowhere "it's all good bbg, we can marry now if you still want to" and he kneeled down. James started crying. "Yes, yes I do."

Thank you for reading chapter one