youre walking down the streetsonwhere in new meridian and you spot this weirdo creep looking old fat guy in underwear walking around (picture below)
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"GO TAKE A RUN YOU FAT OLD PEDOPHILE FUCK" you said before realising that he is a cyborg and no amount of running will undo that pizza last night he cant hear you. so you decide to grab a stick, run over and smack his cheek with it "PUT YOUR TOAST DOWN FUCKING UUUUUUHHHHH UMMMMMMM" he only heard the word toast so he gave you a slice and you bit it "LISTEN TO ME YOU RUSTY WANKER" you said whilst spitting out your (his) toast all over the poor man he finally seemed to switch something off, although you couldnt see what, and he looked down at you beside him "jesus fucking christ are you insane" he said "stop spitting all over me" he looked at you annoyed, pulled down his mouth thingy, and took a bite of the slice of toast he has left (image below)
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"bruh" you said, as you realised he was actually an almost 8 foot talk cyborg ready to beat the shit out of you "bruh indeed" he said, realising that you realised he murked you in like 5 seconds (image below)
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"the world is full of ur mom pussy" he said, playing 'scuse these blues (clifford brown) above your dead body
