"Get down here now, 5m in min min !!1 Now or late no win" said my mom. "Ok little parasocial weirdo." I yelled back rushing down the stairs. I got so mad I punched her face and drove myself. She is a whore anyways I don't need here and my dad left me so at those point I should run away. Car flew up into the sky into cloud town and I parkk in the cloud parking lot. This statumame is so big, I love it very early. I get out go to my green room or star room backstage room or whatever. Get into my weeding gown which I cut to be a cloth to put in my armpits to catch spit. I'm wearing a sport short the usual spor wear. I see brain when going out to see when its time to start the game. He waves but I see that , there is a danger discoball in his sleeve he was trying to shoot at me. I grab him and push him over. "Dont try me brain got it?" "wHat r u saying? i was just waving no thanks I don't want you on me" he said very worried. "Oh shut it Im not dumb" i say as i slap him and reach in the sleeve . there i find not a disco ball but a round tampon. "STOP BRO DONT..." he reaches to get my hands off him , i stand there in disbelief, how embarrassing is that... he pushes me off while I'm frozen in shock thinking about how embarrassing that would be. "What is wrong with you, i thought you were cool with me." brain says sadly as he walks away head down. i look at him and grab his shirt. I throw him into my backstage room and lock it to talk with him. Brain starts to scream, "NO DUDE STOP GET AWAY DONT RUB IT IN" I block him from getting out, "Brain i wanna talk, stop." i sigh. He runs towards the door but i pull out my Glock which is secretly a tazer and his jaw drops. He starts purring which is what my kind does when scared. I corner him in my room, " what is that for." i say. He says "I go through heat, but not in a sexual way. When i go in heat i become nicki minaj her vocabulary and voice its scary. That round tampon helps control it." The bell rang it was time for the big game.
