Untitled Part 1

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⛩ Tored.

Tord was sitting on the sofa with that blue-hoodie-wearing British bastard, caleld Tom.

There's a TV in front of them that they're both paying attention to, but ignoring each other. On that TV is playing an anime, called Murder Page (for copyright reasons!!! totally isn't actually called Dethatnote)

"Damn... Lighto's dad lookin real sexy eh rogger?" Tom said, wiggling his eyebrows.

THEN TORED THEN SAGED that "NOOOO.. LETTER IS HOTTER" (can't say for copyight resonms. not L its the letter...uhhhh....... P.... no... Z.... no .... Q.... uhh... M? wait no that's mello.. wait NO YOU HEARD NOTHING I CANT SAY THAT YEAH ITS THE LETTER N ACTUALLY9090O  H SHIT N IS NEAR!!! UHHHHHHHH YEAH ANYWAY HIS NAME IS UHHH.... 0. so... number?)))))))))))))))))!()>)

"LETTER IS SO UGLY AND DECAY. BYE" TOMMMM SAID

"no lights daddy is so look like daddy pig."

"NO EVEN RYUK IS HOTTER THEEEEEN L"

OH SHIT GUYS I ACTTUALIDENTLY SAID THE CARACTERS NAME IS THE REAL NAME SHIT IT ISNT THEYRE REAL NAME SO DONT SUE ME THISESE IS MY OCS OKAY? wait DONT SUE ME FOR TJAT EITKER PLESEAE!!!!!!its RYEEEUMK the SHINING ORIGAMI and SOYSAUCE YAGAMI.

WAIT HOW DO I TAKE THAT BACK

NO COPYRIGTH

TAKE IT BACK

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CAN WE PLAY PORTALLLLE 2 ADT3ER THISW


yes


i want to play portal 2 with soysauce yagami...

"lets go to space" tom said

"ok " "baby" said tored .

then toared and blue hoodie weating british bastarrd theomans whent spoacve

"OH MAHE GAOWD IS DAT KURT COBAIN?!?!?!" said tim

"Hey whats up fellas my names Kurt cobain" says the kurt of the bacon

"z0MG !!11!!! KURT C0BAIN!!!ZZZZ!!>!!?><!!! DUDDEEEE I LOVVEEEEE NIRVAVVAA!11!!!111!!1111" sasid Tomford.(phines)

"uhhhhh... arent you liek....dead?"" said toreod.

"uhhh actually i didnt die i just got sick of ur bullshit and i dint have tje money to kill all huamns and leave omly the catses so uh cats ket s ss kesi so sthry put me in sapce ow  i enever have tyo see another huamn again also fuck courtney loeve i have a new wife ses a maritans. also her name is .fuyuko"

then a potato appears and eats kurt of the bacona

then a brittinsh wisdom core neamed wheat appears and kills everyone and everyone lived happy after after tjre end.

"...thiss show is boring light lets watch something else" said L when he turned off edsward.

"uhh yeah what do you wanna watch" Light YAGAMI asked.

L thought about it

"lets have sex"

"ok"

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the egg


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