An attempt

Attempt

I look at the white haired boy, holding her neck and about to throw a punch at a girl with long black hair, giving the nonchalant face she could have. Why won't she move or react at all? Is what my mind questioned... I don't know what to do at that rate. I'm scared of what will happen next, because he looks like that he could throw a punch at her and maybe she'll have a bruise out of his punch. Just as expected from my fear, he punched her before he lets go of her and she fell down. She moves her jaw nonchalantly, and then she looks at him before she speaks up

"You fixed my jaw" is what she said and I... Was confused on what she said and he screams very loud like a ten year old in a call of duty match

"Try again, good sir" the long haired girl said

I was... Confused at what is going on at this rate... He punched her that it only made him fix her broken jaw... What? How can a punch fix a broken jaw? Is it misplaced? Her jaw was fine before, and I... I don't know what to react next as I let out my confused look from the two. How long have they been doing this now? Is this some sort of prank? Or a rivalry that involves fixing broken jaws? Either way, none of it makes sense, neither are my questions. I raised both of my hands at a 90 degrees angle, then I let out my palms at them before I spoke up

"I don't know what's going on anymore. So long, farewell, auf weidersehen goodbye. I am gone now" Before I left, the white haired guy with beefy arms and some scars spoke up

"You know that we're on a void of nothing but us, right?"

...

"F*BZZZZZZT*"

I forgot that we're in a void with nothing but a couple of f*bzzt*ed up people with their jaw fixing issues with a punch. How the hell did I even get here in the first place? Did I magically teleport my way to here without even knowing what's in this place

"Honestly, you guys are f*bzzt*ing insane with your f*bzzt*ing jaw fixing crap and some other f*bzzt*ing stuff that y'all are making me sing insane in the membrane but I cannot due to the f*bzzt*ing COPYRIGHT CLAIM!" I complained

"Is it even legal to say the name of the song in this story?" The white haired man asked and the long haired girl replied "Who knows? We never got copyright claimed before in this story, anyway"

"Aye, fair enough"

I let out a deep sigh before I spoke up to the two

"Can we please do something?" I questioned

"What might that be?" He questioned back

"I don't know? Like how the f*bzzt* can we get out of this sh*bzt*hole that is called a f*bzzt*ing void?" I said with a sarcastic tone in my voice. Since when does the author perform censorship? He never done anything like that in the first place

"Geez, hold on random lady, just let us finish our conflict before we get outta here first, don't rush our beef before we could finally leave in this shithole" The long haired girl said, and... Did he not censor that girl? Author make up your f*bzzt*in mind!

"Where was I? Oh fuck, yeah" The white haired with scars guy then grabs her by the throat again before he prepares another punch. Even he doesn't get a censor!? WHAT THE F*BZZT*IN F*BZZT* AUTHOR!? ERASE IT NOW, ERASE MY F*BZZT*IN CENSORSHIP!

"You still fixed my jaw" is what the long haired girl said after getting punched

"THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME YOU GOT PUNCHED!" I yelled out, and she replied "Be patient"

"ITS NOT ABOUT THAT, YOUR JAW IS ALREADY FIXED"

"Just wait until we're done on our beef, then we'll return back"

I sighed before asking a question

"How long will this last?" The black haired girl replied "100 years"

I just fall to my knees then I took out a deep breath. Then I finally yelled out-

"BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-