By TOTALLY REAL NEWS
Written, 19/4/2022
I someone asked you, "Do pigs fly?", you'd surely say no! But Jonh Definitelyarealperson would disagree!
John Definitelyarealperson is a 38 year old man who lives in his parents basement in Florida. Today he claimed to have seen a pig fly! "Well, it was big, pink, and flying." Jonh reports.
Experts found it was actually a pink plastic bag.
FIND OUT MORE ABOUT PLASTIC AT:
www.PlasticForToddlerandTurtle.com
(Not actually a website, don't try it)
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