Dsmp Oneshots

Driving to school as a 10 year old

Type - Fluff
Requested - no
Warnings - none
Characters - 10 year old Techno and Wilbur, 5 year old Tommy and 33 year old Philza (all the boys are adopted)

Note - So this is going with my school starting time, which is 7:53. I also have to get on the bus by 7:13, just so you can somewhat understand the times for this

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I was awoken that morning by Wilbur shaking my shoulder aggressively.

"C'mon! Tommy messed with our alarms as a prank and now we're late" He sped through the sentence and it took a minute for it to sink it in before I sat up quickly, throwing the cover off me, my gaze looking over at Wilbur and Tommy, both still in their pyjamas, and my alarm clock, where the glowing blue lights read 7:45. We were more than just late. We were supposed to be out of the house almost half an hour ago, and I was only just woken up. 

"If we're late then why aren't you guys getting ready?" I ask them and they run away from my room, probably to get ready, while I get out of my bed and quickly change out of my pig pyjamas. Once I was changed, I just pulled my elbow length hair into a low ponytail, grab my backpack and rush out of my room and then down the stairs, where I find a fully ready Wilbur and Tommy who was mostly ready, but his hair was a mess. In both of their hands were the muffins Uncle Bad had made for us, and Wilbur passed me one before he started to speak. 

"Techno, how are we going to get to school? We've obviously missed the bus, Mum is in California so she obviously can't drive us, and Dad got really mad at us last time we woke him" Wilbur had slowed down how fast he was speaking, but Tommy still looked up at him in confusion. 

"I planned for that" I held up the hand that wasn't holding the muffin, and opened it, revealing Dad's car keys. I had grabbed them on my way down from the counter. Wilbur's and Tommy's eyes opened widely as they realised what I was holding, and I quietly laughed, before closing my hand and walking past them. 

Would Dad kill me for stealing his keys and car? Probably, but Technoblade never dies. 

I unlocked the car and climbed into the driver's seat. Wilbur decided to sit in the back with Tommy, as it was probably safer than the passenger seat, so when everyone had their seat belts on, I started the car. I had watched Dad drive enough that I knew what to do, and I pulled the pair of Mom's heels that I had also grabbed, switching my shoes so I could actually touch the pedals. 

"Are you guys ready?" I asked the other two, and Wilbur nodded, looking terrified while Tommy excitedly vibrated beside him. 

I smiled and put on Dad's sunglasses over my normal glasses, before switching the car into reverse and pressing the pedal, backing out of the driveway. I adjusted the mirrors and turned the steering wheel violently to get out of the driveway without hitting anyone. I did manage to hit the mail box, but that's fine. 

Wilbur had started praying in the backseat, but I ignored him and switched the car back into drive, before leaving the street and driving in the direction of the school. 

Many almost-crashes later, we made it to the school and I backed into one of the parking spots, smiling victoriously with a clapping Tommy in the back and an unconscious Wilbur. I wasn't sure when he had fainted, but he was unconscious now. 

I got out of the car and unbuckled Tommy from his car seat before waking Wilbur up by pouring water on his forehead. 

When we had all finally gotten out of the car, I locked it and we walked towards the school, Tommy running over to his two tiny friends, bragging about how his brother drove him to school. 

Wilbur wasn't scared anymore, so he went over to his friends as well, and started flirting with the red haired girl that I think was named Sally. She punched him in the face and walked away, only for him to follow her, yelling about how she can't escape his love. 

As my only friend had started hanging out with someone else a few months ago, I went over to my locker and grabbed my stuff for the day, taking my book with me so I could read it. 

When I entered the classroom, I waved at Mrs.Puffy from where she sat at her desk. She looked at me confused, and then looked back down at her phone, typing in something. This made my eyes widen and my throat close up. She was a friend of dad, and if dad knew what we had done... even though I don't die, Wilbur and Tommy still could. 

I don't run away though. I just sit down in my chair and start reading. Wilbur and the rest of the class burst through the door a few minutes later, and class starts. 

And then, at exactly 23 minutes into class, the office called for me and Wilbur over the intercom.

Wilbur froze and looked at Puffy, terrified, but I stood and grabbed his hood, dragging him out of the classroom, and towards the office. 

And just as I expected, there was Dad, hand on hip and looking like he had just run a marathon. 

"Who decided to drive my car?" Phil asked and I immediately pointed at Wilbur. 

"What?!" Wilbur yelled "I would never! Techno was the one who drove! You have to believe me dad!" 

"Then why are my keys in your pocket?" Dad pointed at his front hoodie pocket, and sure enough, the car keys were hanging out, clearly visible. Wilbur started to stutter, trying to find an excuse, but dad just reached into his bag and grabbed the extra belt that he carried around, and walked towards Wilbur, who stopped trying to find an excuse and started to run, with Dad and the belt right behind him. 

I have no clue how Dad fell for that, but I just smirked and walked over to Dad's forgotten bag, grabbed a juicebox and his wallet from it, before turning around and heading back to close, making sure Dad had enough cash in his wallet to make a stop at the bookstore after school, maybe with Dream, if he agreed. 

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