The Cat in the Tree books 1-3

chapter one- Edna and her side chicken

The cat in the tree is going to the store he was going to get some stuffed animals of Big Chungus for all the kids in his tree land but when he came back the tree was on fire So, he had to get his side chick to get the house to take out the fire, and he did, but the tree was dead like his soul. So vas, peach, and cermit all had to move. They found this place called the why you do this place and it was free to live there. But they did not know that the why you do this place was in Suicide Forest, which is the place of spoopy memes. People say it is haunted with the king of the Big Chungus kingdom. And Big Chungus is daddy and he lives in the trees in Suicide Forest. He kermitted suicide with his girlfriend kermit and her side chick, Edna. Every time edna tried to sit down, Big Chungus said "God dammit, Edna!" and banished her to the land of Junkey Chicken Tenders. Then Big Chungus hit his face and it fell of and he put it back on. He has a very slippery slimy face. And all the kids liked to rub it. They would have fun it and everything. Big Chungus liked when the kids rubbed his face because it felt reeeeaaallll nice. Side chick Edna liked to rug Big Chungus because she liked to be very slippery slimy. Then the next day she died and at her funeral Big Chungus buried her with his slippery slimy face so she could rub it in the afterlife. He had a six pack on his face. The next day Big Chungus went to the store and got a wig and he said that he was a tramp. Then he said "uwu" did a T pose and jumped off a cliff. Then, Big Chungus FLEW! And killed everyone in the why you do this land except for dead ednas side chick. Then they had a family with 69 kids on april 20. In this family, Big Chungus rubbed all of the kids faces and made them slimey and shiney. Then June came and killed Big Chungus and then she was the king of the clouds. Then she went to the disco and started to panic!. People weren't respecting her there so she asserted dominance and all of the smol chicken tenders bowed down to her and congratulated her on winning the chicken tender contest where you have to eat 100000003020457304760430958037406 chicken tenders in 2 seconds. They did that but they all got fat and died. It was funny and so they had a goooodddd gooddd chicken tender cake.