straykidsxmiso as things me and my friends have said

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Miso: i can be ur sugar mommy cause' i know DAMN well you broke.

Jisung: no thanks. Atleast i get pussy without bribing anyone.

Miso: the only pussy you get is the stray cat that only comes near you because you smell like a raw fish mega sale at a slum shop bitch.

Hyunjin: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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Felix : darn, JYP is literally overworking 3racha so much.

I.n : for real, at this point he's practically milking them.

Miso : *snorts* no wonder their tiddies are huge.

Hyunjin : MISO THIS IS NOT THE TIM- *wheeze*

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Felix : miso you are so funny for what 💀

Miso : ...did you just say "miso you are so funny for what skull emoji"?

Felix : you have no right to judge you just said "fullstop - fullstop -fullstop"

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Miso: fuck you're right.

Jisung: when am i not.

Miso: all the time.

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Hyunjin : i agree with miso

Miso: you take that back RIGHT NOW.

Hyunjin: the fuck? I literally just agreed with you woman.

Miso: exactly, and that means that i just said something batshit crazy.

Bangchan: *groans, rubs temple* i give UP.

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Interviewer: miso! Would you sell the members in an auction if you had the chance

Bangchan: haha what? Our miso would never do that!

Miso: *silently pics up mic* bidding starts at 10 cents

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