season 1
episode 3
**stan and kyle call**
hi!
uh.. hello!
how are you?
I'm fine! what about you?
I'm okay.. just tired..
you should get rest.. I've seen you work all day.. whats the matter??
oh.. nothing.. just thinking who would sent me a love note..
HE SAW IT! OH I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HAPPY OR SCARED
who do you think it is?
uh.. I'm not sure..
okay.. Oh! i have to go. bye!
the brofloskis house
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hey mom.. what is love..?
Oh sweetie.. *explains*
now you can love a girl! but some people will think you are weird for liking boys.but its your choice
okay..
in Kyle's room
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ugh... i wish stan wasn't here.. he turned me gay! *starts to cry* I HATE HIM!WHY!
*sniff* i should tell him.. but what if he doesn't like me back?!..
i need to rest.. *sleeps*
in stans room
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i'm starting to like Kyle as a Boyfriend..
i should ask him to be my valentine on tuesday! i hope he likes me back..
cartmans pov:
hehe.. i made stan and kyle love each other. now their gay
