Paragon, with his smug look across his face, was flying through the sky to find this other 'Lord' that one-shotted his (insert the group name cause I forgot), before he gets knocked out of the sky by a strong force. Paragon gets up and he sees a white figure with a small, floating purple crown and black balding-looking hair.
Paragon: Out of my way mortal, the perfect God has business to attend to. Or do you want to witness perfection first-hand?
Cancer Lord: So..... you're the 'Paragon' those pathetic ni**as were talking about? You seem overly confident to fight the Lord of Cancer himself, so this can only go two ways:
1- I ruin your nonexistent pride. Or
2 - You die trying.Paragon: Oh, so your this other 'Lord', I will make you witness perfectio-
Cancer Lord doesn't let him finish, as he punches him in the face so hard that Paragon is sent face-first into the ground. Cancer Lord then grabs him by his hair before lifting him off the ground up to head-level, before punching him in the chest.
Paragon: H-Have mercy!
Cancer Lord: I expected more than this from a pathetic human calling himself 'The Perfect God'.
Cancer Lord tosses Paragon aside like a ragdoll, before seeing Paragon transform into Super Saiyan 4 as he picked himself back up.
Paragon: You..... YOU MISERABLE INSECT!
Cancer Lord: Oh my god you're a fucking furry!
Paragon: NOBODY INSULTS ME ANG GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Paragon then began to charge (insert attack name here), before he fires it, only for Cancer Lord to fire a Shoop da Whoop laser from his wrist-gauntlet thing (idk its name), quickly overpowering Paragon's attack and turning him into a smoking crisp on the ground.
Cancer Lord wins
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Battles, or some shit like that.
RandomSome of these will just be me showing how pathetic some people/characters are