anyways back to the story...
evan rushed out and i knew where he would be.... josh. i sprinted as fast as i could, putting my whole y/nussy into running to save him knowing he would greet me with his same loving greeting. i was panting as i ran down the street, i passed evan who was also going his max speed of 4mph [the weight of carring that SOHCAHTOA fringe was just too much for his poor back]. turning the corner, i was almost there...
only a few more minutes of running left..
my toes clenched the concrete as i looked back and it was EVAN. hot on my tracks, he had applied the grease from his hair to his hands and was slip and sliding closer and closer to me. he was gaining on me
i flung myself into joshs door and spammed the doorbell until i could here the lock start to click. i flung my self thinking i was to be met with the walrus that was josh however i kept falling and was met with a 5'2 small brown man dressed in a robe or something. picking myself up from his shoulders and sorted myself out, "this must be joe" i thought.
"yo is josh here?" i enuired
"indeed ill call for him" as he turned around to call up the stairs i noticed an ass shaped hole cut into the back of his robe and i cringed and immediately everted my eyes. "maybe he has taking back his virginity too? i hope so, having sex with that man was like a circumsion. extremely pointless and painful. i hope evan can do better"
the landing started to creek and i looked up to see josh and a lanky ginger boy in a maid dress coming down the stairs "slayyyy shawty ig". josh greeted me with "wagwan you paki fag what brings you to my gay bar" and a cute slap to the face. i began explaing the whole evan situation and josh was wiping the fatty grease off of his whiskers and just as i finished explaing.
a knock on the door....
