Remy x Tanner Wedding (gone wrong, not clickbait!!)

Getting Ready!

hey, homos my name is Tanner Mitchell, now you might be wondering how I got here, well this is the story, of true love...

Tanner and Iz are sitting down on the couch.

"I'm so excited for today! I'm finally gonna get married to the love of my life, Remy the rat!" Tanner says.

"I'm so happy for you! today is gonna be a great day, now, do you want pink or blue eyeshadow?' replies Iz.

 "Mmm... Pink! So I look, extra gay!" replies tanner in joy.

 Iz grabs the makeup brush and applies pink eyeshadow to Tanner's eyelids. She takes her eyeliner and makes a thick-ass wing.

"Now go get dressed slay girl!" Izzy exclaims.

Tanner leaves the room and goes to the bathroom. He puts on a flowy white wedding dress and attaches the veil to his head.

"Omg, I look so fruity booty!" exclaims tanner "Today is gonna be great, nothing is gonna go wrong!"


Or so he thought....

Iz and Tanner leave the house and get in their limo. paige is their driver.

"Hello, Ladies!" paige greets

"that's a guy," iz says in a rude tone.

Awkward silence...

"Okay..anyways where are we going?" paige replies.

"To the wedding!" 

" you buffoons whats the address dumb bitch" paige exclaims